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Today's topics:
* Dustin Hoffman is claiming he could have nailed Princess Diana - 10 messages,
7 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/e1e0f4ef8c459b8d
* Seriously, who cares if Seinfeld is out on DVD? - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/1e1e774089943e51
* Annette Benning is hosting SNL tonight??? Gee, I wonder how hard it could
possibly suck - 8 messages, 8 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/36de3e70d4cdeea4
* What is so special about Indian Television Channels - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/5f43b84a7dd2acfe
* SNL HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS EPISODE - 3 messages, 3 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/51066fe6e7b868ea
* Fred to Amy: "A half-second my ass is in your mouth" - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/66551faabc71306f
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TOPIC: Dustin Hoffman is claiming he could have nailed Princess Diana
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/e1e0f4ef8c459b8d
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== 1 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 5:40 pm
From: "Buttercup"
Gossip Guy wrote:
> "I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
> and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
> 'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
> back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
> my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
> otherwise there's a lie in the air."
>
> more: http://www.celebslam.com/dustin-hoffman-is-53-this-didnt-happen<<<
It's a far shorter list of men she would not have nailed.
== 2 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 7:23 pm
From: "mikesmith9999@hotmail.com"
That happened to me too! She insisted so much that I said, "OK! Let's
do it!". It was kind of fun.
Gossip Guy wrote:
> "I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
> and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
> 'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
> back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
> my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
> otherwise there's a lie in the air."
>
> more: http://www.celebslam.com/dustin-hoffman-is-53-this-didnt-happen
== 3 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 7:15 pm
From: Messalina
In article <1165714510.983708.298920@16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com>, Gossip Guy
says...
>
>"I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
>and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
>'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
>back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
>my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
>otherwise there's a lie in the air."
>
>more: http://www.celebslam.com/dustin-hoffman-is-53-this-didnt-happen
>
Dustin Hoffman is 5' 3"? I knew he was short......but THIS SHORT? Why would a
gorgeous woman 5' 10" come on to some sadsack looking actor 7 inches shorter?
Mez
== 4 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 7:37 pm
From: "janospetrik"
mikesmith9999@hotmail.com wrote:
> That happened to me too! She insisted so much that I said, "OK! Let's
> do it!". It was kind of fun.
>
> Gossip Guy wrote:
> > "I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
> > and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
> > 'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
> > back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
> > my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
> > otherwise there's a lie in the air."
> >
> > more: http://www.celebslam.com/dustin-hoffman-is-53-this-didnt-happen
>>>
>>>
She may been the Paris Hilton of her time.
== 5 of 10 ==
Date: Sun, Dec 10 2006 4:20 am
From: "nimue"
Messalina wrote:
> In article <1165714510.983708.298920@16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com>,
> Gossip Guy says...
>>
>> "I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
>> and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
>> 'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
>> back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
>> my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
>> otherwise there's a lie in the air."
>>
>> more: http://www.celebslam.com/dustin-hoffman-is-53-this-didnt-happen
>>
>
>
> Dustin Hoffman is 5' 3"?
No. I would say he is about 5'6".
>I knew he was short......but THIS SHORT?
> Why would a gorgeous woman 5' 10" come on to some sadsack looking
> actor 7 inches shorter?
>
> Mez
--
nimue
"As an unwavering Republican, I have quite naturally burned more books
than I have read." Betty Bowers
== 6 of 10 ==
Date: Sun, Dec 10 2006 4:21 am
From: "nimue"
janospetrik wrote:
> mikesmith9999@hotmail.com wrote:
>> That happened to me too! She insisted so much that I said, "OK! Let's
>> do it!". It was kind of fun.
>>
>> Gossip Guy wrote:
>>> "I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
>>> and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
>>> 'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
>>> back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
>>> my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
>>> otherwise there's a lie in the air."
>>>
>>> more:
>>> http://www.celebslam.com/dustin-hoffman-is-53-this-didnt-happen
>
>>>>
>>>>
>
> She may been the Paris Hilton of her time.
She wasn't. Not at all. Sheesh, how old are you?
--
nimue
"As an unwavering Republican, I have quite naturally burned more books
than I have read." Betty Bowers
== 7 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:37 pm
From: "SNL hosts aren't funny"
Messalina wrote:
> In article <1165714510.983708.298920@16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com>, Gossip Guy
> says...
> >
> >"I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
> >and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
> >'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
> >back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
> >my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
> >otherwise there's a lie in the air."
> Dustin Hoffman is 5' 3"? I knew he was short......but THIS SHORT? Why would a
> gorgeous woman 5' 10" come on to some sadsack looking actor 7 inches shorter?
Because his face is at the same level as her vagina? Geez. THINK,
people.
== 8 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:43 pm
From: "mikesmith9999@hotmail.com"
Actually, I was with Lindsay Lohan at that time, so I was high on drugs
after a meeting at the A.A. (Anonymous Assholes).
== 9 of 10 ==
Date: Sun, Dec 10 2006 4:58 am
From: "Mike Russell"
[re flirty eyes from Diana]
> Dustin Hoffman is 5' 3"? I knew he was short......but THIS SHORT? Why
> would a
> gorgeous woman 5' 10" come on to some sadsack looking actor 7 inches
> shorter?
Di was Bi. He was dressed as Tootsie.
--
Mike Russell
www.curvemeister.com/forum/
== 10 of 10 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:41 pm
From: "mikesmith9999@hotmail.com"
janospetrik wrote:
> mikesmith9999@hotmail.com wrote:
> > That happened to me too! She insisted so much that I said, "OK! Let's
> > do it!". It was kind of fun.
> >
> > Gossip Guy wrote:
> > > "I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London)
> > > and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said,
> > > 'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked
> > > back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's
> > > my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way,
> > > otherwise there's a lie in the air."
> > >
> > > more: http://www.celebslam.com/dustin-hoffman-is-53-this-didnt-happen
>
> >>>
> >>>
>
> She may been the Paris Hilton of her time.
That's an insult. lol. Princess Diana had class.
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TOPIC: Seriously, who cares if Seinfeld is out on DVD?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/1e1e774089943e51
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sun, Dec 10 2006 2:45 am
From: miker@telusplanet.net
On Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:06:04 -0500, "Bill Kawalec"
<billkawalec@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>"Donz5" <donz5@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:1164920401.653561.113820@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
>> Bill Kawalec wrote:
>>> --
>>> I never read email at the Yahoo address!
>>> "Donz5" <donz5@aol.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1164914001.082842.285610@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
>>> > nothing wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Note that all of the
>>> >> cast members have been dismal failures out on their own.
>>> >
>>> > Julia L-D winning an Emmy doesn't quite consistute a "dismal failure."
>>> >
>>>
>>>
>>> Emmy or no Emmy, that show sucks.
>>
>> Immaterial as to the claim that "all of the cast members have been
>> dismal failures out on their own."
>
>
>
>the show sucks. lamest sitcom I've seen in years. well, perhaps the partial
>episode of Til Death that I saw was worse, but I can't belive Christine is
>still on the air.
If Seinfeld sucks what do you consider a good sitcom?
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TOPIC: Annette Benning is hosting SNL tonight??? Gee, I wonder how hard it
could possibly suck
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/36de3e70d4cdeea4
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== 1 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 7:42 pm
From: "Jismnation"
Because she's such a brilliant comedic actress and there's no way Lorne
would schedule a host merely to coincide with the promotion of an
upcoming tv show or film.
== 2 of 8 ==
Date: Sun, Dec 10 2006 4:07 am
From: MarkRRose
Jismnation wrote:
> Because she's such a brilliant comedic actress and there's no way Lorne
> would schedule a host merely to coincide with the promotion of an
> upcoming tv show or film.
>
Aren't they ALL scheduled like that though?
Mark
== 3 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:28 pm
From: not.always@yahoo.com
Jismnation wrote:
> Because she's such a brilliant comedic actress and there's no way Lorne
> would schedule a host merely to coincide with the promotion of an
> upcoming tv show or film.
Wow .. you mean Saturday Night Live is still on the air?
== 4 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:05 pm
From: "Rerics"
MarkRRose wrote:
> Jismnation wrote:
> > Because she's such a brilliant comedic actress and there's no way Lorne
> > would schedule a host merely to coincide with the promotion of an
> > upcoming tv show or film.
> >
>
> Aren't they ALL scheduled like that though?
>
> Mark
Which makes me wonder the last time the host was NOT scheduled that
way? Not counting the Steve Martin/Tom Hanks/John Gooman/Alec Baldwin
competition, nor the political hosts that are trying to show that
they're "regular people (Al Gore/John McCain/Al Sharpton etc). In the
old days, it was practically NEVER done that way; people hosted because
it was a cool thing to do
== 5 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 11:36 pm
From: "the Bede"
"Rerics" <mccres@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1165727109.916668.53010@73g2000cwn.googlegroups.com...
>
> MarkRRose wrote:
> > Jismnation wrote:
> > > Because she's such a brilliant comedic actress and there's no way
Lorne
> > > would schedule a host merely to coincide with the promotion of an
> > > upcoming tv show or film.
> > >
> >
> > Aren't they ALL scheduled like that though?
> >
> > Mark
>
> Which makes me wonder the last time the host was NOT scheduled that
> way? Not counting the Steve Martin/Tom Hanks/John Gooman/Alec Baldwin
> competition, nor the political hosts that are trying to show that
> they're "regular people (Al Gore/John McCain/Al Sharpton etc). In the
> old days, it was practically NEVER done that way; people hosted because
> it was a cool thing to do
>
In the olden days, we had to walk five miles uphill in the snow to host
SNL -- Annnnnd Weeeee *LIKED* It!
== 6 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:38 pm
From: "AnthonyM1975"
Why would tonight be any different? SNL has sucked bad in the last 10
years. This season is beyond pathetic. I can't even make it through 15
mins of it. It needs to be cancelled.
== 7 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:43 pm
From: "David E. Powell"
Jismnation wrote:
> Because she's such a brilliant comedic actress and there's no way Lorne
> would schedule a host merely to coincide with the promotion of an
> upcoming tv show or film.
I remember when I watched "The Seige," Bening looked like she was
trying not to laugh in every scene. I am serious. Like when the
terrorists had just bombed a Federal building and killed like hundreds
of her and Denzel's colleagues, she had a silly grin on her face and
looked like she was giggling. At the endd someone had a gun to her head
and she looked like she was going to bust out laughing about it even as
the person basically admitted lying to her and killing her friends.
== 8 of 8 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:45 pm
From:
"the Bede" <rspwsownthebede@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:q1Neh.24037$T6.19025@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
>
> "Rerics" <mccres@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1165727109.916668.53010@73g2000cwn.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> MarkRRose wrote:
>> > Jismnation wrote:
>> > > Because she's such a brilliant comedic actress and there's no way
> Lorne
>> > > would schedule a host merely to coincide with the promotion of an
>> > > upcoming tv show or film.
>> > >
>> >
>> > Aren't they ALL scheduled like that though?
>> >
>> > Mark
>>
>> Which makes me wonder the last time the host was NOT scheduled that
>> way? Not counting the Steve Martin/Tom Hanks/John Gooman/Alec Baldwin
>> competition, nor the political hosts that are trying to show that
>> they're "regular people (Al Gore/John McCain/Al Sharpton etc). In the
>> old days, it was practically NEVER done that way; people hosted because
>> it was a cool thing to do
>>
> In the olden days, we had to walk five miles uphill in the snow to host
> SNL -- Annnnnd Weeeee *LIKED* It!
>
>
Five miles? Pure luxury! In my day, we had to walk the 25 miles from the
bus terminal to the NBC Studios and back every day for a week during
rehearsals! But tell that to the kids today, and they won't believe you!
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TOPIC: What is so special about Indian Television Channels
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/5f43b84a7dd2acfe
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 7:57 pm
From: "computer expert"
Is it the Soap operas,or is it the reality shows,or the talk shows:
http://www.broadcastersblog.blogspot.com
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TOPIC: SNL HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS EPISODE
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/51066fe6e7b868ea
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:32 pm
From: "SNL hosts aren't funny"
There are no words to describe how bad SNL has become tonight. Let us
watch this 1.5 hour train wreck with pure fascination.
There are only 2 things that could save SNL now:
1-Kristen Wiig nudity
2-Dane hired as a feature player
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 11:16 pm
From: "explorer"
x-no-archive: yes
"SNL hosts aren't funny" <spammiehunter@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1165725122.135826.298610@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> There are no words to describe how bad SNL has become tonight. Let us
> watch this 1.5 hour train wreck with pure fascination.
>
> There are only 2 things that could save SNL now:
>
> 1-Kristen Wiig nudity
>
> 2-Dane hired as a feature player
>
This would mean more if you hadn't of posted it 3 minutes before the show
even started.
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:42 pm
From: "mikesmith9999@hotmail.com"
explorer wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
> "SNL hosts aren't funny" <spammiehunter@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1165725122.135826.298610@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > There are no words to describe how bad SNL has become tonight. Let us
> > watch this 1.5 hour train wreck with pure fascination.
> >
> > There are only 2 things that could save SNL now:
> >
> > 1-Kristen Wiig nudity
> >
> > 2-Dane hired as a feature player
> >
>
> This would mean more if you hadn't of posted it 3 minutes before the show
> even started.
lol!
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TOPIC: Fred to Amy: "A half-second my ass is in your mouth"
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/66551faabc71306f
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:12 pm
From: "Aroused"
Great sketch but it got me thinking. Can you imagine how it would feel
to have your ass actually in Amy Poehler's beautiful little mouth?
Think about where her tongue would go and how it would feel. It blows
my mind that SNL would take Amy in this direction but I have to say...I
like it.
Amy Poehler + Ass-to-mouth = Fine by me
Thanks for the visual SNL!
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Dec 10 2006 12:19 am
From: "RobMac"
"Aroused" <hairchair@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1165727541.999603.79720@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Great sketch but it got me thinking. Can you imagine how it would feel
> to have your ass actually in Amy Poehler's beautiful little mouth?
> Think about where her tongue would go and how it would feel. It blows
> my mind that SNL would take Amy in this direction but I have to say...I
> like it.
>
> Amy Poehler + Ass-to-mouth = Fine by me
>
> Thanks for the visual SNL!
>
>
"You never go ass-to-mouth!!!!!"
But seriously, this is not the definition of ass-to-mouth, in case you were
confused, that's when you take your dick out of her ass and she immediately
sucks you off without any kind of washing.....which is why..."YOU NEVER GO
ASS-TO-MOUTH!"
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