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TOPIC: Courtney Gets a "Hole" Lotta Love in Court
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/e2cc04f94266f851
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 1:52 pm
From: "edonline"

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/courtney-gets-a-hole-lotta-love-in-court/

Courtney Gets a "Hole" Lotta Love in Court
Posted Dec 11th 2006 11:00AM by TMZ Staff

Courtney Love's legal slate was wiped clean in a Los Angeles courtroom
today.

A judge agreed to terminate Love's probation and drop all pending charges
after Love proved that she had successfully completed her drug rehab
programs.

Love was in hot water over several drug cases and an assault charge but now
it's officially behind her.

The judge told Love that he had followed her progress in the media and it
was apparent she had made a choice to change her lifestyle.

After the hearing, Love's super-celebrity lawyer, Howard Weitzman, told TMZ,
"Courtney stepped up to the plate, turned her life around and is on the road
to releasing her new record and hopefully getting hired to act in films. I'm
happy I could help."

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TOPIC: Paris Hilton Rant from Salon.com
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/eb3dcfeaf0528b32
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 6:54 pm
From: "Kris Baker"

"Zaven" <Zaven@nowhere.net> wrote in message
news:QOOdnSoImJw0O-DYnZ2dnUVZ_u2mnZ2d@adelphia.com...
>
> I don't think she can be stopped. There are people who have sold their
> souls or something and wreck havoc on those around them like some kind of
> mind stealing vampire.
> A relative had a theory that magician David Copperfield had sold his soul
> for one trick, that's making anything disappear.
> I found myself applying that same concept to magician Criss Angel who can
> levitate anything.
> Can this be applied to Paris Hilton that she can be the "celebretard"
> focus of so many people and somehow the price is the destruction of those
> around her?

No, because Criss Angel really *does not* levitate, and David
Copperfield really *does not* make things disappear.

Wait, maybe you ARE right.

WHAT IF her BFFs are trying to keep up with someone who
isn't even injesting as many drinks and drugs as it appears
she's doing? How else can she have no physical conse-
quences while everyone around her self-destructs?

Now we learn that Nicole Ritchie was full of Vicodin and
marijuana in her last night when she was arrested.

People suck up to Paris Hilton because it gets THEM publicity.
Meanwhile, being only a partial heiress, she charges hundreds
of thousands of dollars as "appearance fees". She's like a
billboard.

Kris

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:56 am
From: agcblinditems@yahoo.com

Salon has great writers...it's just too bad that Paris couldn't even
understand the first sentence, let along the whole article...but then
again, she could care less. Great article.

Billie

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:06 am
From: "Kris Baker"

<agcblinditems@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165863412.020945.59760@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
> Salon has great writers...it's just too bad that Paris couldn't even
> understand the first sentence, let along the whole article...but then
> again, she could care less. Great article.
>
> Billie

Except they should have spelled it "Parisite" ;)

Kris

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TOPIC: Prince to perform at Super Bowl halftime
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/491bbcb67921b28c
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:55 am
From: "2nz Lampoons Floon Baboons"

Hell Toupee wrote:
> FishFood wrote:
> >
> > Cazzawaw Wondering Where the Hell is Blanket? wrote:
> > > Pastor Pants wrote:
> > >
> > >>http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6259272
> > >>
> > >>Prince gained attention early his career with raunchy lyrics and racy
> > >>performances, but has toned down his act somewhat in recent years.
> > >>
> > >>**
> > >>Lest we forget, Michael Jackson's constant dick grabbing incident, while
> > >>standing in the midst of thousands of children during the 1993 SB.
> > >
> > >
> > > But, but, but everything michael jackson does is inspired by children -
> > > he said so himself - So the children inspire michael jackson to grab
> > > his.... oh.
> > >
> > > 'Scuse me. I must barf.
> >
> > On the other hand a child would see no particular significance to
> > the motion, its just a dance gesture.
>
> Bollocks. Children universally saw that as one of the gestures their
> parents and teachers had been teaching them _not_ to do in public,
> which is why it was so controversial. They saw the significance of it,
> alan - it was something they're taught that nice people - including
> children - don't do in public.
>
> > Its not as some might imagine
> > to tease, but a gesture following the rules of misdirection.
>
> MJ was calling attention to his crotch, moron. Which is also why he
> took to wearing a gold diaper over his pants.
>
> > Ask yourself
> > what are children thinking when they copy him his dance?
>
> They're thinking how they're copying the funny man who had to go to
> the bathroom _really_ bad.
>
> > I can
> > see what Michael means, when he says he is inspired by children.
>
> You see as artistic a gesture commonly performed by little children
> who have a strong urge to urinate. You see MJ as 'inspired' by the
> frantic crotch-grabbings of children desperate to pee.
>
> You and MJ *are* pedo pervs, aren't you?

<Alan>

I dair say I'd see you pan Nuriyev had he donned a manpon be it simply
just for a programmed costume necessary for the play of life and
truthful intestinal well being at large too.
What I see is the essence of quinity. What you naysay is parbloof
nargham. My historical alarm clock goes to 11.

</Alan>

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:00 am
From: "SneakyP" <48umofa02@sneakemail.com>

2nz Lampoons Floon Baboons wrote:
> Hell Toupee wrote:
> > FishFood wrote:
> > >
> > > Cazzawaw Wondering Where the Hell is Blanket? wrote:
> > > > Pastor Pants wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6259272
> > > >>
> > > >>Prince gained attention early his career with raunchy lyrics and racy
> > > >>performances, but has toned down his act somewhat in recent years.
> > > >>
> > > >>**
> > > >>Lest we forget, Michael Jackson's constant dick grabbing incident, while
> > > >>standing in the midst of thousands of children during the 1993 SB.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > But, but, but everything michael jackson does is inspired by children -
> > > > he said so himself - So the children inspire michael jackson to grab
> > > > his.... oh.
> > > >
> > > > 'Scuse me. I must barf.
> > >
> > > On the other hand a child would see no particular significance to
> > > the motion, its just a dance gesture.
> >
> > Bollocks. Children universally saw that as one of the gestures their
> > parents and teachers had been teaching them _not_ to do in public,
> > which is why it was so controversial. They saw the significance of it,
> > alan - it was something they're taught that nice people - including
> > children - don't do in public.
> >
> > > Its not as some might imagine
> > > to tease, but a gesture following the rules of misdirection.
> >
> > MJ was calling attention to his crotch, moron. Which is also why he
> > took to wearing a gold diaper over his pants.
> >
> > > Ask yourself
> > > what are children thinking when they copy him his dance?
> >
> > They're thinking how they're copying the funny man who had to go to
> > the bathroom _really_ bad.
> >
> > > I can
> > > see what Michael means, when he says he is inspired by children.
> >
> > You see as artistic a gesture commonly performed by little children
> > who have a strong urge to urinate. You see MJ as 'inspired' by the
> > frantic crotch-grabbings of children desperate to pee.
> >
> > You and MJ *are* pedo pervs, aren't you?
>
> <Alan>
>
> I dair say I'd see you pan Nuriyev had he donned a manpon be it simply
> just for a programmed costume necessary for the play of life and
> truthful intestinal well being at large too.
> What I see is the essence of quinity. What you naysay is parbloof
> nargham. My historical alarm clock goes to 11.
>
> </Alan>

<Alan>
[corrected]

</Alan>

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TOPIC: Dreyfuss: Down and Out in Burbank
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/c8204ab53f9c96d2
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:55 am
From: "edonline"

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/dreyfuss-down-and-out-in-burbank/

Dreyfuss: Down and Out in Burbank
Posted Dec 11th 2006 1:35PM by TMZ Staff

Richard Dreyfuss won an Oscar for playing a struggling actor in the 1977
film "The Goodbye Girl." Now he appears to be playing one in real life, as a
spokesperson for a get-rich-quick program.

A promotional mailer announces that Dreyfuss will speak at
themillionaireconference.com's January 10 real estate and financial seminar
at California's Burbank Airport Hilton. Oh, the glamour! TMZ contacted the
outfit, which confirmed Dreyfuss' appearance but would not say what topics
the "Jaws" star would be covering ... perhaps "Losing Your Career in 3 Easy
Steps."

The flyer comes with two complimentary VIP tickets, allegedly a $149 value
each. TMZ contacted the registration hotline and was told that the event is
free -- no fee is charged whether you have a ticket or not. You get what you
pay for, people.

Finally, if the lure of hearing Dreyfuss speak doesn't entice you to attend,
the invite says a free lunch will be provided. We can all rest easy, knowing
that Richard won't go hungry.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:08 am
From: "2nz"

edonline wrote:
> http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/dreyfuss-down-and-out-in-burbank/
>
> Dreyfuss: Down and Out in Burbank
> Posted Dec 11th 2006 1:35PM by TMZ Staff
>
> Richard Dreyfuss won an Oscar for playing a struggling actor in the 1977
> film "The Goodbye Girl." Now he appears to be playing one in real life, as a
> spokesperson for a get-rich-quick program.
>
> A promotional mailer announces that Dreyfuss will speak at
> themillionaireconference.com's January 10 real estate and financial seminar
> at California's Burbank Airport Hilton. Oh, the glamour! TMZ contacted the
> outfit, which confirmed Dreyfuss' appearance but would not say what topics
> the "Jaws" star would be covering ... perhaps "Losing Your Career in 3 Easy
> Steps."
>
> The flyer comes with two complimentary VIP tickets, allegedly a $149 value
> each. TMZ contacted the registration hotline and was told that the event is
> free -- no fee is charged whether you have a ticket or not. You get what you
> pay for, people.
>
> Finally, if the lure of hearing Dreyfuss speak doesn't entice you to attend,
> the invite says a free lunch will be provided. We can all rest easy, knowing
> that Richard won't go hungry.

Hmmmm. I saw Cher in an infomercial and i doubt she did it for the
dough.
Maybe its a glamorized hobby for him.

There's something that's always puzzled me about Dreyfuss.
I first noticed him in "American Graffiti" and I figured he'd have a
pretty good run playing young characters. Then, I saw him in Jaws and
he already looked liked an old man. He's appeared old to me ever since.
It's pretty much the same deal with Malcom McDowell. I first saw him in
"If". He looked younger than he actually was. He retained a youthful
look through films like "Oh, Lucky Man" and "A Clockwork Orange". Then,
all of a sudden, he too looked like he had aged 20 or 30 years.

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:18 am
From: "Doomella"

2nz wrote:
> edonline wrote:
> > http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/dreyfuss-down-and-out-in-burbank/
> >
> > Dreyfuss: Down and Out in Burbank
> > Posted Dec 11th 2006 1:35PM by TMZ Staff
> >
> > Richard Dreyfuss won an Oscar for playing a struggling actor in the 1977
> > film "The Goodbye Girl." Now he appears to be playing one in real life, as a
> > spokesperson for a get-rich-quick program.
> >
> > A promotional mailer announces that Dreyfuss will speak at
> > themillionaireconference.com's January 10 real estate and financial seminar
> > at California's Burbank Airport Hilton. Oh, the glamour! TMZ contacted the
> > outfit, which confirmed Dreyfuss' appearance but would not say what topics
> > the "Jaws" star would be covering ... perhaps "Losing Your Career in 3 Easy
> > Steps."
> >
> > The flyer comes with two complimentary VIP tickets, allegedly a $149 value
> > each. TMZ contacted the registration hotline and was told that the event is
> > free -- no fee is charged whether you have a ticket or not. You get what you
> > pay for, people.
> >
> > Finally, if the lure of hearing Dreyfuss speak doesn't entice you to attend,
> > the invite says a free lunch will be provided. We can all rest easy, knowing
> > that Richard won't go hungry.
>
> Hmmmm. I saw Cher in an infomercial and i doubt she did it for the
> dough.
> Maybe its a glamorized hobby for him.
>
> There's something that's always puzzled me about Dreyfuss.
> I first noticed him in "American Graffiti" and I figured he'd have a
> pretty good run playing young characters. Then, I saw him in Jaws and
> he already looked liked an old man. He's appeared old to me ever since.
> It's pretty much the same deal with Malcom McDowell. I first saw him in
> "If". He looked younger than he actually was. He retained a youthful
> look through films like "Oh, Lucky Man" and "A Clockwork Orange". Then,
> all of a sudden, he too looked like he had aged 20 or 30 years.

He had a raging coke problem. He was also a disgusting lech. Yuck.

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TOPIC: Don't look Posh Spice or Katie Holmes in the eye...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/2479dfc921ea66ca
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:55 am
From: nm@epix.net

It's the Principle! wrote:
> <nm@epix.net> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
> >
> > PUSSSYKATT@aol.com wrote:
> >> NY POST/PAGE SIX...
> >> Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar
> >> cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the
> >> production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
> >
> > I heard Shania Twain had this rule too. Can someone explain this rule
> > to me?
> >
> >
>
> It's pretty simple. They think they're better than everyone else and
> should not be gazed upon by such lessers in such a familiar manner.

You mean the people that made them millionares and/or work to keep them
that way?
IC Thanks!
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> -- Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:59 am
From: agcblinditems@yahoo.com

there are a ton of celebrities that demand this...Barbara
Streisand...Diana Ross...I assume they don't want to have to
acknowledge anyone...so if you don't look at them, they don't have to
smile or say hello...it's bizarre...especially in Holmes/Plastic
Spice's cases....

Billie

nm@epix.net wrote:
> PUSSSYKATT@aol.com wrote:
> > NY POST/PAGE SIX...
> > Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar
> > cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the
> > production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
>
> I heard Shania Twain had this rule too. Can someone explain this rule
> to me?

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:02 am
From: "mayvenne"

Maybe so it won't be so blatant that there is nothing there????????????

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:20 am
From: "Day"

<agcblinditems@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1165863584.479479.316920@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

>
> nm@epix.net wrote:
>> PUSSSYKATT@aol.com wrote:
>> > NY POST/PAGE SIX...
>> > Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar
>> > cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the
>> > production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
>>
>> I heard Shania Twain had this rule too. Can someone explain this rule
>> to me?
>

> there are a ton of celebrities that demand this...Barbara
> Streisand...Diana Ross...I assume they don't want to have to
> acknowledge anyone...so if you don't look at them, they don't have to
> smile or say hello...it's bizarre...especially in Holmes/Plastic
> Spice's cases....
>
> Billie

Jennifer Lopez has this rule too.

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TOPIC: SNL HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS EPISODE
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/51066fe6e7b868ea
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:56 am
From: "Collette Quitts" <4majpue@gmail.com>

SNL hosts aren't funny wrote:
> There are no words to describe how bad SNL has become tonight. Let us
> watch this 1.5 hour train wreck with pure fascination.
>
> There are only 2 things that could save SNL now:
>
> 1-Kristen Wiig nudity
>
> 2-Dane hired as a feature player

2. Dane Cook nudity?

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TOPIC: J-Lo & Mark Anthony Join A-List Adoption Club Trend to Adopt Puerto
Rican Baby
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/43509c4b2471d129
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:57 am
From: "Mike Lance"

J-Lo & Marc Anthony to Adopt Puerto Rican Baby

Submitted by Julie on Mon, 2006-12-11 08:57.
Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony are the latest celebrity
couple to hop on the adoption bandwagon. It has been reported that the
pair will be adopting a baby from Puerto Rico.

The couple, especially Lopez, have made it quite clear since their 2004
marriage that they would like to expand their family and have children.
So far, however, they've not had much luck. There have been reports
that Jennifer had miscarriage, and is receiving IVF treatments to try
to help them conceive. Jennifer has denied these claims, however.

The couple still really wants to have children, and have decided that
adoption may be the answer to their prayers. They've decided that
Puerto Rico would be the best place for them to look as both of their
parents were born there.

For now, they are checking out the various orphanages, looking for the
right one. Even with their celebrity status, it will take some time for
an adoption to go through. They are also hoping that Madonna's adoption
scandal will have passed by the time they are ready to adopt, as they
see their adoption as a positive thing.

http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/869

Mike Lance
http://www.ComedyCentral.com

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TOPIC: PETA Blasts Madonna Over Fur
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/ba93f58fc5c572e1
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:59 am
From: "Mike Lance"

Written by Steve Andrews
Monday, 11 December 2006
Madonna criticised by PETA animal rights group for wearing fur

Madonna has been criticised by People for the Ethical Treatment of
Animals (PETA) an animal rights group for wearing what is reportedly a
real chinchilla fur coat as she left a London restaurant.

PETA have accused the pop singer of ignoring cruelty to animals and
urged her to watch videos of animals being farmed for their fur.

A spokesman for Madonna - who is about to design a range of clothing
for high street chain H&M - said the singer was unable to comment at
present.

Poorva Joshipura, director of PETA Europe, said: "We encourage anyone
who wears fur to watch videos of these animals being electrocuted,
caught in traps and skinned alive.

"Thousands of people, including Paris Hilton, have said that the videos
changed their minds about wearing fur.

"Chinchillas are shy, intelligent animals who can live for up to 15
years in the wild. Yet on fur farms, these animals are violently killed
while fully conscious."

http://www.enjoyfrance.com/content/view/657/31/

Mike Lance
http://www.ComedyCentral.com

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TOPIC: Nicole Richie Popped for DUI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/39f4786522ae8d9e
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:00 am
From: "mayvenne"

If that is accurate, then she had best be made to face the same ordeal
as the rest of the world. Driving into oncoming traffic is serious.
What is with these people?
I don't understand all of this. Wasnt Paris just driving around
recently?

Dont these folks get their licenses suspended at a minimum?

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:07 am
From: rivergirl301@hotmail.com

mayvenne wrote:
> If that is accurate, then she had best be made to face the same ordeal
> as the rest of the world. Driving into oncoming traffic is serious.
> What is with these people?
> I don't understand all of this. Wasnt Paris just driving around
> recently?
>
> Dont these folks get their licenses suspended at a minimum?

Right--can't they at least afford to call a cab or limo?

Well, she was actually driving into oncoming traffic (as you suggest
her punishment should be). She was just so high she didn't care if she
killed anyone or not.

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TOPIC: 'Fleshing out' dark Dexter drew Michael C. Hall in
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/e9abe03976aebf0b
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:06 am
From: "Messalina"

PUSSSYKATT@aol.com wrote:
> By Gary Levin, USA TODAY
> NEW YORK - Michael C. Hall, best known to fans of Six Feet Under as a
> repressed mortician, is now earning kudos as a carefully controlled
> Miami blood-spatter analyst who moonlights as a serial killer on
> Showtime's dark Dexter.
>
-snip-

He is so freakin' amazing in this. He really is a stellar actor, every
week I am blown away by him in this role.

Mez

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TOPIC: Tyra Banks Wants to Adopt
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/5fbbe127c87152b3
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:07 am
From: "Mike Lance"

Tyra wants to adopt
Monday, December 11, 2006

Will Tyra be the next celeb to adopt a child?American supermodel Tyra
Banks says she wants to adopt a child - but swears she is not following
the latest celebrity trend.

The 33-year-old host of America's Next Top Model insisted that she was
not just jumping on the bandwagon of stars adopting, including Madonna
and Angelina Jolie, saying she has wanted to adopt since she was a
young girl.

"I've wanted to adopt since I was eight, nine years old, before it was
hip," Tyra is quoted by WENN as saying.

"I really do think I will. I don't have to have a child come from my
womb to have a connection.

"Children that are already born are beautiful to me. I can definitely
be a mother to them," she said.

In May this year Tyra, who has her own talk show, The Tyra Banks Show,
was named one of the 100 most influential people in the world by TIME
magazine.

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=28916&in_page_id=7&in_a_source=

Mike Lance
http://www.ComedyCentral.com

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TOPIC: I was actually embarassed for Gwen Stefani last night...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/45f8916fd2353a1e
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 2:08 pm
From: "CG"

> I was more embarrased for Annette Benning. She did nothing but read off
> the cue cards and made every skit she was in a real chore to watch. She
> never took her eyes off those cue cards, Really piss poor work.

I can hardly watch SNL since I got a big screen tv. You could see it was cue
card central before, but now it's ridiculous. It's so bad it looks like
they're doing a parody of cue card reading. Makes the lipsynchers look not
so bad, too, lol!

What idiot came up with the idea of Benning hosting?! She's one of the most
dull-as-dishwater, stuck-up, phony, ugly pieces of crap still floating in
the Hollywood toilet. Comedy is the last thing she should try. Good grief,
what on earth is going on with SNL? If that's the best it can do, shut it
down!

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TOPIC: Kirstie Allie Balloons
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/a1ab899773aeded4
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:09 am
From: rivergirl301@hotmail.com

Mike Lance wrote:
> Kirstie Alley Big Again
>
> Posted Dec 11th 2006 10:59AM by TMZ Staff
> Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
>
> Kirstie Alley showed off a reduced figure on Oprah just a month ago,
> but this past weekend she was spotted looking as though she'd already
> packed on holiday pounds.
>
> Kirstie was spotted getting a manicure with daughter Lillie before
> heading out for some shopping. The Jenny Craig spokeswoman might find
> herself looking for a new job in the new year -- if Alley continues
> adding to her fleshed-out frame.
>
>
> http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/kirstie-alley-big-again/
>
> Mike Lance
> http://www.ComedyCentral.com

I don't think that "ballooned" photo was dated; I couldn't find a date.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:17 am
From: "Doomella"

I don't think she looks significantly bigger than she did on Oprah.
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/alley_140.jpg

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TOPIC: Celebrity Stylist [Cough] Rachel Zoe Getting Dumped
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/b1ec94011d362d88
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 2:16 pm
From: "CG"

Tabs report.

'I don't know how to dress myself. Help me, mommy, mommy! Or tell me where I
can find Rachel...'

Sheesh!

Zoe's oversized sunglasses--one of her great original brainwaves, lol!

[Nicole wasn't the only anorexic Zoe leftover.]

Nicole Richie fires image-making stylist Rachel Zoe

Thursday November 23rd, 2006 at 1:29 pm by HeatherHoneypot

Nicole Richie has reportedly fired her stylist Rachel Zoe in an effort to
turn her life around.

Rachel, who also styles the likes of Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, helped
turn Nicole from being a run of the mill party-girl and reality tv star into
a tabloid fashion icon but now Nicole apparently believes it's time to move
on.

A source close to socialite revealed after seeking medical help regarding
her weight, "[Nicole] wanted to surround herself with positive people and
influences" and Rachel didn't make that list.

Nicole is now working with Penelope Cruz's stylist Cristina Ehrlich.

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TOPIC: Stavros' Parents Snub Paris
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/31038fcfc4aef89b
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Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:21 am
From: "Messalina"

edonline wrote:
> http://www.nypost.com/seven/12112006/gossip/pagesix/stavros_parents_snub_paris_pagesix_.htm
>
> STAVROS' PARENTS SNUB PARIS
>
> December 11, 2006 -- WE are shocked - shocked! - that Paris Hilton may have
> bought her own faux engagement ring to start speculation that Stavros
> Niarchos is going to marry her. Hilton wore a fake diamond solitaire on her
> left ring finger to an alice+olivia dinner party last week and wouldn't
> answer questions about her and Niarchos. But close friends say they're not
> engaged - and moreover, the shipping heir's parents have no intention of
> even meeting their son's sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last
> year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris
> even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's,
> and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky." It's a sentiment
> that seems to be shared by the father of Nicky Hilton's paramour, David
> Katzenberg. A family friend said Jeffrey Katzenberg, the former Disney exec
> who co-founded DreamWorks, "thinks the Hiltons are just . . . lowbrow and
> that his son is young and should be dating around." Meanwhile, it's only
> been a month, but Nicky and David are already saying, "I love you."

Would that be the same trip to Hawaii where she peed herself in a taxi?
I think the Niarchos' decision was a wise one.

Mez

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