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TOPIC: Richard Simmons: Gay or Straight?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/7095fc65922ddb5a
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 8:37 am
From: "record hunter"

trippy wrote:
> In article <Xns988A1579D3F4FKFC@208.49.80.253>, Col. Harland Sanders
> took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> > "Bill Kawalec" <billkawalec@yahoo.com> wrote in
> > news:1vmdnbCIHdKJrPDYnZ2dnUVZ_oGdnZ2d@comcast.com:
> >
> > >
> > > "Peter Holmes" <peterh66@msn.com> wrote in message
> > > news:456d30c6.94316375@news.easynews.com...
> > >> Bet he is still a virgin.
> > >
> > >
> > > I don't know his current status, but he was once married.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Richard Simmons is a notorious ladies' man.
> >
> >
>
> In bizarro world, maybe.

I talked with someone yesterday who has met RS' 'partner', and he ain't
no lady.

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TOPIC: Detectives tail melB, watch the video
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/1748c7900fa1d810
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:38 pm
From: "Andy"

Eddie hired detectives to follow mel B watch the video of what will happen
if him and charlie find the poor guy.

http://www.thespeedread.com/node/65

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TOPIC: Paris Hilton Rant from Salon.com
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/eb3dcfeaf0528b32
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:38 pm
From: "Kris Baker"

"A Pox" <pox@pox.pox.pox> wrote in message
news:Xns9896742DA840Fpox@208.49.80.253...
>
> Dorian Gray cockroach.

Perfect description.

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:48 pm
From: Agent Smith

"Kris Baker" <kris.baker@prodigyyyy.net> wrote in news:aQffh.1278$yC5.710
@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net:

>
> "A Pox" <pox@pox.pox.pox> wrote in message
> news:Xns9896742DA840Fpox@208.49.80.253...
>>
>> Dorian Gray cockroach.
>
> Perfect description.

I liked "succubutante" myself, but it's quite refreshing to see such
literate writing in what is normally a subcuture (succubuculture) of
journalistic hacks. If only she had found a way to cut it down to a
thousand words.

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TOPIC: Least we forget - A story too good to check.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/491bbcb67921b28c
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:40 pm
From: FishFood

Cazzawaw Wondering Where the Hell is Blanket? wrote:
> FishFood wrote:
>> Cazzawaw Wondering Where the Hell is Blanket? wrote:
>>
>>> Pastor Pants wrote:
>>>
>>>> http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6259272
>>>>
>>>> Prince gained attention early his career with raunchy lyrics and racy
>>>> performances, but has toned down his act somewhat in recent years.
>>>>
>>>> **
>>>> Lest we forget, Michael Jackson's constant dick grabbing incident, while
>>>> standing in the midst of thousands of children during the 1993 SB.
>>>
>>> But, but, but everything michael jackson does is inspired by children -
>>> he said so himself - So the children inspire michael jackson to grab
>>> his.... oh.
>>>
>>> 'Scuse me. I must barf.
>>>
>> [corrections]
>>
>> On the other hand a child would see no particular significance to
>> the motion, its just a dance gesture. Its not as some might imagine
>> to tease, but a gesture following the rules of misdirection. Dance
>> without compromise to culture, something to be copied without the
>> inhibition of culture, seen for itself and nothing else. Ask yourself
>> what are children thinking when they copy his dance?
>>
>> Michael creates from a youthful center, a perspective on the world
>> which is first and foremost without its learnt inhibitions. I can
>> see what Michael means, when he says he is inspired by children.
>> He sees the world as they do, no small task when there is so much
>> in this world to blight our perspective.
>>
>> Its quite something to see the world with hope and ambition. And
>> yet this perspective would come naturally to most children. What
>> is there not to understand.
>>
>> If you wanted a philosophy of hope you could do a lot worst than
>> ask a child what the imagine for the future. I dare say the cynics
>> out there will take this in only one way.
>>
>> -------
>> Of course Jesus said this better..... ;)
>>
>> "Suffer the little children to come unto me for such is the kingdom
>> of heaven".
>>
>> Present culture hearing this for the first time, would balk at such
>> an idea, having constructed other reasons for its soulless function.
>> We being so much products of this culture have little choice but to
>> follow where it dictates.
>
> Posting it twice doesn't make it any less disgusting, you pedo
> worshipping fucktard.
>

This is a story about the extremes of misinformation, its repeated
here as a warning. Something about power and the corruption of truth...

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/04/24/1019441262517.html

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TOPIC: Kirk Douglas: "The World Is In A Mess"
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/881cfc4e9e9ef024
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:41 pm
From: Agent Smith

LilyPS@webtv.net (Lily) wrote in news:27882-457D6144-762@storefull-
3215.bay.webtv.net:

> Agent-Smith wrote:
>
> <<Stop staying up all night.>>
>
> You're not the boss of me!

I'll reward you for it.

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TOPIC: 3 A.M. GIRLS 12/11 **BLIND ITEM**
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/f86a4cb8d02b5a07
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:41 am
From: Alan Moorman

On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:05:49 GMT, "subscriber1997"
<duke5595@webtv.net> wrote:

>
>"Doomella" <doomella_@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1165851212.746591.212560@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> J K wrote:
>>> agcblinditems@yahoo.com wrote:
>>> > 3 A.M. GIRLS/Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley
>>> > WHICH lanky US singer has an employee whose sole job is to score
>>> drugs
>>> > for him wherever he goes in the world?
>>> >
>>>
>>> Lyle Lovett? Clay? (why did he move out of LA?)
>>
>>
>> Isn't Clay about four feet tall? I think you have to have achieved at
>> least a reasonable height to be considered lanky.
>> The first person who came to mind was that mushy-mouthed John Mayer guy.
>=================
>
>Clay is a much larger guy than one may think
>
And couldn't be called "lanky" by any definition.

Who's tall, thin, and lanky???????

Alan

It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death.
I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything
and let the problem take care of itself.

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TOPIC: What was that word again?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/e53d780b1573ffc1
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:43 pm
From: Agent Smith

What's the word for a male skank, a mank?

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TOPIC: FYI: Brad and Angelina aren't getting married
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/3b9db676eb1f1ab5
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Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 8:52 am
From: "Gossip Guy"

A tabloid reported this week that the couple would wed in South Africa
in a simple and elegant ceremony with African music. Guests attending,
according to the report, included Oprah Winfrey. "Oprah would not be
invited to their wedding. They are not that close," a source close to
the couple says.

However, Pitt's rep denied the reports:

"It's all made up."

From: http://www.celebslam.com/brad-and-angelina-arent-getting-married

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TOPIC: Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/a26e083086c3b265
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:52 am
From: shawn

On 10 Dec 2006 20:18:33 GMT, "It's the Principle!"
<brandykat@kittylitternewsguy.com> wrote:

>pstaw57550@aol.com <pstaw57550@aol.com> wrote in
>alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
>>>
>>> Posted on Sun, Dec. 10, 2006
>>>
>>> Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting
>>>
>>> Associated Press
>>>
>>> NASSAU, Bahamas - After more than 55 films, Nicolas Cage plans to
>>> cut back on acting to pursue other interests, such as helping
>>> develop independent cinema in his new home of the Bahamas.
>>>
>>> "I'm thinking about taking more time in between movies," the
>>> Oscar winner told The Associated Press backstage at the third
>>> annual Bahamas International Film Festival.
>>>
>>
>> The last few he made sucked so it seems like its been quite some
>> time since he was in a movie. (The Weatherman, Lords of War) Maybe
>> make some decent flicks and do it say - once or twice a year?
>>
>
>Why does he feel the need to announce it? If you don't want to do many
>movies, you just don't do them. Making this kind of announcement is
>sort of like saying, "No one wants to hire me anymore, but I'd rather
>you think it's my choice that I don't work."

Well, someone probably asked him and he just said what was on his
mind. That is how it seems to me. That's very different from his
making a press release just to announce he's probably going to cut
back on films.

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TOPIC: JANET CHARLTON 12/10 **BLIND ITEM**
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/989e465c9351483f
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 10:52 am
From: hlk

On 11 Dec 2006 07:09:21 -0800, agcblinditems@yahoo.com wrote:

> http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/
> This modest motel, conveniently located in West Hollywood, enjoys
> visits from more than just budget conscious tourists. One day a very
> famous actor, who is frequently mentioned on this website, walked up to
> the check in desk. This hot guy has an off-beat personality that really
> appeals to his legions of female fans. On that day he was with a male
> comanion, described as "a goodlooking well groomed mature man with grey
> hair." The actor paid for the room with his charge card and the two
> guys disappeared into the room. The clerk was surprised to see them
> leave after an hour. What were they up to? Drugs? Sex?

Off-beat? Johnny Depp.

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TOPIC: O.J. book burns up the resale market
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/bf39cfe59ba25159
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Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:54 pm
From: Agent Smith

PUSSSYKATT@aol.com wrote in
news:1165848550.353728.228010@16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:

> By Bob Minzesheimer and Maria Puente, USA TODAY

> AbeBooks spokesman Richard Davis says he's not surprised by the asking
> prices: "The rare-book business is defined by supply and demand.
> Clearly, the supply of O.J.'s book is extremely limited."
>
> One of the would-be sellers, who asked not to be identified, told USA
> TODAY he bought 11 copies for about $12,000 from a "guy who knows a
> guy who works in a bookstore." (Attempts to verify his books as
> authentic were unsuccessful.)
>
> He says he "privately" sold three at prices ranging from $2,500 to
> $5,000, but he hasn't read the book.

Somebody needs to scan this thing and put it online, where we can *all*
steal a copy.

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TOPIC: Don't look Posh Spice or Katie Holmes in the eye...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/2479dfc921ea66ca
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:56 pm
From: Agent Smith

PUSSSYKATT@aol.com wrote in news:1165848824.610209.34630
@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> NY POST/PAGE SIX...
> Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar
> cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the
> production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.

Look at their crotches.

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TOPIC: Dustin Hoffman is claiming he could have nailed Princess Diana
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/e1e0f4ef8c459b8d
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Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 4:58 pm
From: Guy Bannis

In article <14y386z2tzunh.12l4ug8p9ut67$.dlg@40tude.net>,
Paragoric_Kid <attila404notfound@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 10 Dec 2006 16:56:02 GMT, nimue wrote:
>
> > Buttercup wrote:
> >> nimue wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> She may been the Paris Hilton of her time.
> >>>
> >>> She wasn't. Not at all. Sheesh, how old are you?
> >>>
> >>
> >> Well, Di was more discreet than Paris.
> >> But the gal did get around.
> >
> > Di was involved in many charitites and humanitarian efforts. She was a
> > loving mother. She wasn't a walking id like Paris Hilton, who couldn't
> > remember she left her dog at her grandparents' house.
>
>
> That has nothing to do with intelligence. Buttercup and others are
> remarking that they believe Princess Diana had a healthy sexual appetite
> and apprently indulged it frequently. YOU of all people, I have a hard time
> wondering why this upsets you. Isnt this simply a woman empowering herself
> and engaging in a little healthy sex fantasy play?

If it were true ... I suspect some of the royals and their suck-ups are
still mad at Diana and spreading false rumors about her.

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TOPIC: TOM CRUISE snubs OPRAH, again!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/3217684ea7dc86c9
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 9:00 am
From: joannbrosnan@comcast.net

People in the entertainment world are generally there because they have
a driving need for attention. That said, I have respect for Oprah and
her accomplishments, whether I agree with her views or not. I have
none, whatsoever for Tom Cruise. He reminds me of a precocious
five-year-old whose mother encouraged him to display an accomplishment
for the assembled adults and when he was finished and had received his
applause, refused to stop and kept repeating the childish recitation
over and over in order to receive more and more attention. He's
getting a bit long in the tooth for that behavior, but he still doesn't
get it. Instead, as his sweet young brides grow up without him, he
moves on to ever younger and sillier ones, in his search for approval
and attention. Katie, be warned - don't grow up. Don't mature or grow
any ideas of your own or some adorable child, currently in kindergarten
will replace you!

On Dec 9, 3:23 pm, Roofshadow <Roofshadow2...@spamtrap.yahoo.com>
wrote:
> In article <MPG.1fe4dbf7b3125804989...@news.alt.net>,
>
> trippy <silverbe...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > then they had the muppets take italy
> > wedding,LMAO!!
>
> That's the best description I've seen of that wedding YET!
>
> --
> Roofshadow
>
> AUK FNG

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TOPIC: Media Frenzy at Tori's Outrageous Yard Sale
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/4242c0a3fdbae5df
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Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 9:03 am
From: mike90036@comic.com

Tori's rummage sale brings media frenzy
By Stone Martindale Dec 10, 2006, 4:02 GMT

Tori Spelling has tapped in to her inner Buddhist, and relieved herself
of some earthly material goods. And the goods were got by cash, check
and credit card proffered by lucky rummagers in Beverly Hills adjacent
Laurel Canyon this past weekend.

Allegedly, due to the unfortunate fact that Poppa Aaron left his little
princess ''less than $1 million'' of his $300 million estate, which her
estranged mother controls, well, time for a chotchtkes fire sale.

The Los Angeles Times reported that after dawn Friday, off Laurel
Canyon Boulevard, in the know bargain hunters began lining up for the
rummage sale of the year.

Local news helicopters hovered above and the turnout of TV cameras and
paparazzi swamped the surrouning areas around la casa de Tori Spelling,
currently six months pregnant with her first child.

Spelling opened her doors to her rental house to anyone who surrendered
their cell phone and gadgets at the door for a chance to buy anything
from used Sephora lip gloss (eww) and nail polish to collectible
vintage Louis Vuitton luggage.

The Monterey Herald reported that "even next-door-neighbor Sharon Lupus
-- wife of TV's ''Mission: Impossible'' strongman Peter Lupus -- lined
up and took a number for the chance to glimpse what was inside the home
Spelling has shared with Canadian actor Dean McDermott, whom she
married in May, about a month before the death of her TV mogul father
Aaron Spelling."

''I've never met her,'' said Sharon Lupus, who was No. 71 in line.
''We've kind of waved to one another from a distance.''

Steven ''Cojo'' Cojocaru turned on his charm for the cameras giving
play by plays on the shopping fray. ''Attention, Kmart shoppers!''
Cojocaru announced for ''Entertainment Tonight''

Speculation abounds for insiders who are followng the Spelling feud
closely. Candy Spelling's daughter's garage sale is also something Tori
is mining for reality television. It's an upcoming episode on Tori's
VH1 ''So NoTORIous'' reality television series, which allegedly has
angered Candy over her depiction in the show.

''I had to break away from the past and be ready to start anew,''
Spelling told People magazine this week about her yard sale. ''It's out
with the old, in with the new.

''I'm having the sale because we're moving and my taste has changed.
Plus I'm a notorious pack rat. I keep everything.''

Spelling enlisted the help of a professional estate organiser, and said
her belongings 'represented 15 years of collecting, buying and
designing.

''When's the last time you were at a garage sale where you could pay
using your Visa?'' asked Mathew Wallace of Palmdale, who bought Tori's
custom-made roller skates for $25, a rubber duck for $5 and a Furby toy
for $25. Reported the Los Angeles Daily News.

The new season of ''So NoTORIous'' has Spelling and McDermott leaving
Los Angeles to open a bed-and-breakfast.

http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1231682.php/Toris_rummage_sale_brings_media_frenzy

Mike Lance
http://www.ComedyCentral.com

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TOPIC: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2006
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/1f92f2bc0676814
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 12:05 pm
From: Roofshadow

In article <Xns9894281A53F1Bpinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>,
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote:

> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare/Science Fiction Double Feature"
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=iN3azigz608
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2006 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> <music>drumroll</music>

> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...KATHY MOSESIAN
>
> 12 Kathy Mosesian
> 06 Adam Farrell
> 03 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Kathy! Did you really think that all those years of
> posting your personal information would go unnoticed, even after you
> started X-No-Archiving your posts?

Oh hooray!!

It always makes me so proud when one of my kooks wins!

> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>
> The winner is...PAM RUSSELL!
>
> 16 Pamela Russell
> 13 Ken Pangborn
> 05 Kathy Mosesian
> 00 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Fangirlfriend! Idiocy, cluelessness, and questionable
> k'lames of authority such as yours have done wonders to make the f'loons a
> major laughing stock of USENET. Keep up the good work and you may repeat
> as Kook of the Year.

Good old Pam - she's so reliable and predictable!

I just hope that all that rage doesn't make her stroke out before KoTY
voting happens!

> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 22 Andrew Chung
> 10 Moronis of NANAE
> 03 Ward Hardman and James C. Cracked
> 00 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Double-Doctor! All that effort to preach the Good News,
> and your reward is to be chosen most deserving to be thrown into the bozo
> bin. That's extremely effective, isn't it?

Another deserving winner - the fact that the Double-Doctor may be
practicing medicine on unsuspecting trusting patients somewhere is a
terrifying thought that keeps me awake at night.

> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ALAN JONES!
>
> 11 Alan Jones
> 07 Raymond Karczewski
> 06 Ken Pangborn
> 05 Mike "miguel" Cranston
> 05 Tim Bolen
> 01 Martha Vandella
> 00 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Fish Food! Your pathetic efforts on behalf of The King of
> Pop didn't get him the apology you thought he deserved, but it certainly
> placed you atop the most competitive field of kooks on this month's ballot.
> Why, you beat three past Kooks of the Month! Maybe you'll be ready to join
> them--soon.

I don't know why Anal Jones has never been nominated for KoTM - he could
certainly win IMO.

>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...MARTHA VANDELLA!
>
> 09 Martha Vandella.
> 07 Adam Farrell
> 03 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Mothra! Your attempts to stink up alt.gossip.celebrities
> just got you spanked. Click on the link for your special award.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/y5elvg

Yay - another of my kooks makes it big!

> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...ALAN JONES!
>
> 14 Alan Jones
> 09 Frank McCoy
> 00 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations again, Fish Food! And what was the reception you got from
> the American Music Awards?

Gales of laughter perhaps?

> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is...ANON TROLLBUSTER BY JADE/DAEDALUS!
>
> 23 Anon Trollbuster by Jade/Daedalus
> 06 Andre Lieber by Jade/Daedalus
> 00 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Jade! With this award, you have now earned the Hat Trick
> of AUK Merit awards, the Hammer of Thor, the trainer of a Dog Whistle
> earning kook, and now the award for merit in trolling, the Salinger! All
> hail Jade!

I am awed by her amazing trolling abilities - count me in as one of the
ones who were fooled!

--
Roofshadow

AUK FNG

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 12:07 pm
From: Roofshadow

In article <Xns9894F31759464rbuchanan@216.178.71.68>,
Robert Buchanan <feedbackNO@SPAMrobertbuchanan.name> wrote:

> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
> welcome to Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler!

> > LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> >
> > The winner is...PAM RUSSELL!
> >
> > 16 Pamela Russell
> > 13 Ken Pangborn
> > 05 Kathy Mosesian
> > 00 None of the above
> >
> > Congratulations, Fangirlfriend! Idiocy, cluelessness, and
> > questionable k'lames of authority such as yours have done wonders to
> > make the f'loons a major laughing stock of USENET. Keep up the good
> > work and you may repeat as Kook of the Year.
>
> sPambo is truly a kook's kook. If she was inclined to use socks, she
> might achieve Earl Curley levels of kookiness.

The only thing stopping Pam from using socks is her stupidity - she's
not smart enough to figure out how to do it... on her best days she can
barely handle posting as herself!

--
Roofshadow

AUK FNG

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TOPIC: Madonna and Guy argue at restaurant
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/6fc54c78fa149acc
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 12:08 pm
From: Roofshadow

In article <1165715159.661632.278730@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com>,
"Buttercup" <ButtercupDazey@aol.com> wrote:

> Buttercup wrote:
> >> > But the one thing that seemed to spoil dinner for Madonna and husband
> > > Guy Ritchie was each other's company.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Madonna found out Guy is little David's biological father.<<<<<<
>
> Madonna replies: "SAFARI MY ASS!!"

And Guy replied "No please... don't make me do that... not AGAIN!"

--
Roofshadow

AUK FNG

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 12:10 pm
From: Roofshadow

In article <AIHeh.42954$dN4.8058@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com>,
"nimue" <cup_o_cakes@yahoo.com> wrote:

> b wrote:
> snip
>
> > and this boy may end up being in a single parent family..... with an
> > extremely neurotic mother using him for publicity
> > and some people still think that's better than him being with a poor
> > but loving family
>
> The sad truth is, however, that he wasn't in a poor but loving family -- he
> was in an orphanage.

Yes - and unfortunately the skank whore wasn't selfless enough to
sponsor the kid's father so he could raise his son.

Nope - she had to have what she wanted (the kid) and to hell with
everyone else.

>
> > i hope that david doesn't grow up feeling guilty for breaking up the
> > marriage
>
> Oh, god, that would be terrible. I hope that doesn't happen. I don't think
> that Madonna has what it takes to be a warm, loving mother. I hope I am
> wrong. Still, as long as she isn't outright abusive, being raised by her
> beats being raised in an orphanage. I hope this kid is loved and cherished
> and protected; I really do.

He'll be raised by a parade of nannies just like the skank whore's other
two accessories.

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Roofshadow

AUK FNG

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TOPIC: Robin Williams Used to Steal Other Comedians' Acts
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/4559802f9af6243a
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 9:08 am
From: "Chris Tsao"

Today on Alex Bennett's radio show, a standup comic was on saying that
when comics heard that Robin Williams was performing at a club the same
night as them, they'd refuse to go on. He said that when he was first
starting out, he told Robin Williams his idea for immitating
celebrities immitating other celebrities and that he was planning on
doing Lawrence Welk (sp.?). If my memory serves, he immitated Lawrence
Welk cursing to immitated some other celebrity.

He said that Robin Williams act was prepared and that he didn't do as
much ad libing as people think and that he had writers.

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TOPIC: I was actually embarassed for Gwen Stefani last night...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/45f8916fd2353a1e
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 12:10 pm
From: Roofshadow

In article <1165769205.215384.77740@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote:

> I kept rewinding that on my DVR this morning. It was like I
> accidentally recorded a train wreck and I just had to keep watching.
>
> Is there anyone who can remember a *worse* performance by a musical
> guest on SNL in recent memory?

Wow... people still WATCH SNL??

I'm amazed.

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Roofshadow

AUK FNG

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 9:13 am
From: Roofshadow

In article <1165805560.336878.221530@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
"AnthonyM1975" <Bennettmarco@earthlink.net> wrote:

> Mark Outrage wrote:
> > in <1165770879.360004.174960@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> > AnthonyM1975 <Bennettmarco@earthlink.net> said:
> > >
> > > Krusty wrote:
> > > > I kept rewinding that on my DVR this morning. It was like I
> > > > accidentally recorded a train wreck and I just had to keep watching.
> > > >
> > > > Is there anyone who can remember a *worse* performance by a musical
> > > > guest on SNL in recent memory?
> > >
> > > I didnt see it. What was wrong? Could it be worse than Asslee Simpson?
> >
> > the lipsyncing was better, but...
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZcpIbXds8&eurl=
> >
> > anytime the number of non-musical performers outnumber the musicians,
> > you're in trouble
>
>
> Yikes that was bad.She cant sing or dance. That song sucks. It will
> probably win many grammys next year.

OMG... I only watched 30 seconds of it because that's all I could stand.

And what's with cannibalizing old musicals for material - first "Fiddler
on the Roof" and now "The Sound of Music"?

Oh wait I know - Gwen doesn't have any actual creativity or talent and
has to steal from those who did.

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Roofshadow

AUK FNG

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 9:17 am
From: Roofshadow

In article <1165789103.040419.213080@73g2000cwn.googlegroups.com>,
"MayfairMayfair@hotmail.com" <MayfairMayfair@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Dec 10, 4:16 pm, n...@epix.net wrote:
> > CliffB wrote:
> > > mayvenne wrote:
> > > > Wow. Just watched the clip- that was REALLY poor.
> > > > I always thought she had a good voice but this clip is mostly her
> > > > talking voice and dancing awkwardly. Bee-zar.
> >
> > > Are she and the Fergie chacter in competition for the most unredeemable
> > > rap-tramp junk queen? They are really putting out some shit these days.
> > > The way this one incorporates her tacky clothing line advert into the
> > > song gives her the trump card in the utter commutation stakes. Such
> > > classiness, stunning in its brazen worthlessness. I see she's now
> > > trying to market a trademark stink too; that's not surprising. Maybe it
> > > can go head to head with Hilton's, Spear's and SJ Parker's respective
> > > stinks.Gwen and Forge are the most manufactured bimbos in music right now.
> > Its like a new invention the way MTV and radio act. Speaking of
> > empty-vee did you happen to see Fergie perform live at some awards show
> > over the weekend? It was her and a few dancers dressed in girl scout
> > uniforms doing that god awful song she has out now. What was really
> > amusing is that about every five seconds girls would scream from the
> > audience. I swear to God they plant these people cuz even the audience
> > at the Sullivan show didn't scream for The Beatles that much. Gwen is
> > getting just like Fergie However as soon as Gwen gets back to No Doubt
> > I'll love her again
>
> I'll be the first to admit I have never understood her appeal. That
> said, after that "performance" I literally said "I would rather shoot
> myself in the head than to ever hear that again." It was beyond
> horrid. I would much rather have seen her husband, Gavin Rossdale,
> someone who can actually sing. WTF has happened to his career? It's
> like he had become Mr. Stefani now and no longer has a music career.

I remember thinking when I saw their wedding pics that I'd never seen a
more miserable-looking groom in my entire life... he looked like he
wished he were dead... or like he was about to slit his wrists right
there.

I wonder what their marriage is like.

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Roofshadow

AUK FNG

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TOPIC: "BIMBO BRIGADE" news 12/11
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/18a7a60eef96c88c
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 9:14 am
From: Agent Smith

PUSSSYKATT@aol.com wrote in news:1165848361.606175.322450
@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> NY POST/LIZ SMITH...
> --'I FIND myself pretty darned intelligent," says Lindsay Lohan in the
> new Schott's Almanac for 2007.

And she got an 800 on her SAT to prove it. Combined, that is.

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