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Today's topics:

* Britney Spears photographed making out with her record producer - 2 messages,
2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/b10f32f822744bb6
* Nicole Richie's DUI mugshot and booking sheet released - 2 messages, 2
authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/e422ffbb73732558
* SeXy ReXy / Chicago's Winter Sun king - 2 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/5b3d5f73ef0b43a
* World's Oldest Person Dies - Makes Headlines - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/64add546f02b6c2a
* Nicole Ritchie arrested for drunkenly going the wrong way down the Freeway -
1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/51410e6dd88d2626

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TOPIC: Britney Spears photographed making out with her record producer
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/b10f32f822744bb6
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 7:25
pm
From: "CliffB"

subscriber1997 wrote:
> "CliffB" <fleer@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:1165891313.332449.102360@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Doomella wrote:
> >> eggs wrote:
> >> > In article <1165873044.142826.234240@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
> >> > "Gossip Guy" <freestuff19@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Britney Spears was photographed last night making out with record
> >> > > producer Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, owner of Beluga Heights record
> >> > > label. Rotem's MySpace page confirms that he is working with Britney
> >> > >
> >> > > more here:
> >> > > http://www.celebslam.com/britney-spears-hooks-up-with-her-producer
> >> >
> >> > Ick. I guess she really does have a thing for sleazy looking guys.
> >>
> >>
> >> Federline is seriously looking better and better. I actually wish
> >> they'd hook up again.
> >> This Rotem guy is verging on Brandon Davis creepiness. And Beluga
> >> Heights? There are all kinds of crass jokes just waiting to hatch out
> >> of that one.
> >
> > That totally tacky piano necklace pendant is quite a laugh; as if his
> > production "talents" have anything to do with musicality. he looks like
> > a pimp, just a somewhat higher-performing one than K-Fiddle. They are
> > probably part of the same greasy stable 'posse'.
> =========================
>
> c'mon we're talkin Britney here

> ...slut of the bayous

heh

I think that's the phrase her mom used on Brit's Mouseketeer
application.

>not Grace Kelly
> queen of the mainline later a real life
> princess of a make believe principality

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Dec 12 2006 6:47
pm
From: eggs

In article <1165890537.818157.136680@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Doomella" <doomella_@hotmail.com> wrote:

> eggs wrote:
> > In article <1165873044.142826.234240@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
> > "Gossip Guy" <freestuff19@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Britney Spears was photographed last night making out with record
> > > producer Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, owner of Beluga Heights record
> > > label. Rotem's MySpace page confirms that he is working with Britney
> > >
> > > more here:
> > > http://www.celebslam.com/britney-spears-hooks-up-with-her-producer
> >
> > Ick. I guess she really does have a thing for sleazy looking guys.
>
>
> Federline is seriously looking better and better. I actually wish
> they'd hook up again.
> This Rotem guy is verging on Brandon Davis creepiness. And Beluga
> Heights? There are all kinds of crass jokes just waiting to hatch out
> of that one.

Totally agree. When Britney hooked up with k-fed, I thought "how can
she stoop so low?", but now ... I'm starting to think that k-fed is
about the best she can do and she should run back to him as fast as she
can. Although there's the slightest possibility he won't take her back
now that she's been on a month-long skank-a-thon. Nah. He'll take her
back.

Maybe we should take a vote? Should Britney take k-fed back? I'm
voting "yes".

eggs (think of the children!!).

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TOPIC: Nicole Richie's DUI mugshot and booking sheet released
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/e422ffbb73732558
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:19
pm
From: "Booker"

"Marianna Trench" <insanelybusy@netzero.net> wrote in message
news:1165877222.120083.76760@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> > > >> pics: http://www.celebslam.com/update-nicole-richie-dui-arrest
>
> > > Smirking, actually. And they should have been telling her to put her
> > > chin up more. She's claiming to be black now?
>
> > Her bio parents are black and she has never claimed to be anything
> > else. If you see her pics from when she was a kid she looks like an
> > average lightskinned sandy haired "black" kid.
>
> Her bio parents are both black? I dunno what her mom looks like, but
> her dad looks hispanic to me.
> http://tinyurl.com/ym2oof

(Google image results for peter michael
> escovedo, who Nicole says is her bio-dad)
>
> Marianna
>

Isn't her bio-dad related to the drummer Sheila E (Escovedo)? (formerly with
Prince, etc)

Booker

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Dec 11 2006 8:56
pm
From: "mikesmith9999@hotmail.com"

Gossip Guy wrote:
> She actually looks rather sober to me
>
> pics: http://www.celebslam.com/update-nicole-richie-dui-arrest

It looks like a failed suicide attempt. She changed her mind, I guess.

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TOPIC: SeXy ReXy / Chicago's Winter Sun king
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/5b3d5f73ef0b43a
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Dec 12 2006 12:50
am
From: The_Hives@webtv.net (Ad Majorem Justini Gloriam)

A Janic Guardian wrote:

>>>>>JAMES KIM was born on August 9th, MCMLXXI or exactly I TWIN week
>>>before
>>>>>the 9th ante-Anniversary of REX's birth.

>>>>>The Sacred Midpoint between his birth and the birth of REX
>>>>>
>>>>>is
>>>>>
>>>>>XV FEB MCMLXVI
>>>>>
>>>>>which was the Feast of the FULL STORM MOON of MCMLXVI.

>>>>That should read XV FEB MCMLXXVI (or I TWIN day before the birth of
>>>>Kelly Carlson).

>>>a.k.a. "Kim-brrrr"?(!)

>>Speaking of *"-brrr"*, baby -- what about
>>"James" (played by Miss Jackie Bisset)
>>who took her own life on la meme jour as
>>the Offering of James?!

>JACQUELINE FRASER-BISSET was born in Terra Janice on XIII SEP MCMXLIV.
>
>The Sacred Midpoint between her birth and the birth of Our Lady
>
>is
>
>XV FEB MCMLVIII
>
>which was exactly 3 years before the TOTAL ECLIPSE of MCMLXVI -- the
>"Consummation" between the FULL STORM MOON and the SUN, whose Path
>traversed France.

That should read "the TOTAL ECLIPSE of MCMLXI" which, of course, was the
first eclipse to occur following the accession of Jacqueline Kennedy to
the office of First lady.

Rejoice anew!

A Janic Sentinel

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Tues, Dec 12 2006 12:52
am
From: The_Hives@webtv.net (Ad Majorem Justini Gloriam)

A Janic Guardian wrote:

<snip details of REX's "Holy Week">

>>>Don't fret, Sweet Avatar
>
>ROMO experienced his own "moment of doubt and pain" tonight in Dallas.
>
>>Indeed. And if you think REX is having a tough time, you should have
>>seen TROY during his first season with Dallas. IIRC, his INT to TD
>ratio
>>was 2:1.
>
>The Dallas QB's INT to TD ratio was 2:1 tonight (for the Ist time in
his
>career).
>
>>TROY, of course, was born exactly 6 days before the Antichrist, and
his
>>birthday is exactly 7 months after ROMO's.
>
>The (victorous) Saints' final score was 42, or 7 x 6.
>
>Rejoice anew!

Gloriously, the Bears finished with 42 points tonight.

Rejoice and revel throughout this night!

A Janic Sentinel

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TOPIC: World's Oldest Person Dies - Makes Headlines
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/64add546f02b6c2a
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Tues, Dec 12 2006 6:17
pm
From: Edward McArdle

In article <kWlfh.1402$yC5.653@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>,
"Trey Harlow" <tharlow@socal.rr.com> wrote:

> Why does this continue to make headlines? Of course the World's Oldest
> Person died. They were older than dirt. Pretty soon the new World's oldest
> person will die. And they will report it likes it's news. It's not. It's an
> old person dying. That's what happens.
>
>
>
> World's oldest person dies at 116

Well, I hope this sort of thing continues.
I want my name in the paper when I break the record at 123. Heart attack
while chasing a lob. Or almost finished my best round of golf...

--
my URL,
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~mcardle

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TOPIC: Nicole Ritchie arrested for drunkenly going the wrong way down the
Freeway
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/51410e6dd88d2626
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Tues, Dec 12 2006 6:48
pm
From: eggs

In article <1165890666.983665.99360@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>,
"mikesmith9999@hotmail.com" <mikesmith9999@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Hopefully she will issue apologies to her fans on her Blackberry.
>
> Trey Harlow wrote:
> > Nicole Richie arrested for DUI investigation
> > Actress reportedly acknowledged using pot, Vicodin
> > The Associated Press
> > Updated: 9:35 a.m. PT Dec 11, 2006
> > BURBANK, Calif. - Nicole Richie has been arrested on suspicion of driving
> > under the influence.
> >
> > The Web site TMZ.com says she was busted early this morning in Burbank,
> > California, after police officers responded to a report of an SUV going the
> > wrong way down a freeway.
> >
> > Officers say a screening showed she wasn't under the influence of alcohol.
> > They say she acknowledged having taken Vicodin and smoking pot. Police say
> > Richie was alone in the SUV.
> >
> > In 2003, she pleaded guilty to heroin possession. The charges were dismissed
> > after she completed the terms of her probation.
> >
> > © 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be
> > published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
> > URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16145066/

At least she had enough brains to pull over when she realized she was
fucked out of her gourd. Paris would have kept driving until she'd hit
someone.

eggs.

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