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TOPIC: Lindsay Lohan rumored to be hooked on some pretty dangerous drugs,
including Oxycontin
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/97c625b7a919b26e
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 6:10 am
From: "myname2use4now"

It's the Principle! wrote:
> dimes <dimesy@gmail.com> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
> > muzicmakr wrote:
> >> "CliffB" <fleer@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
> >> news:1165620709.596012.228130@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >> >
> >> > Gossip Guy wrote:
> >> >> The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay Lohan may be
> >> >> hooked on a dangerous combination of drugs, including Rush
> >> >> Limbaugh's drug of choice, Oxycontin. According to a "close
> >> >> friend" that passed a polygraph test, Lindsay has been mixing
> >> >> "cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with
> >> >> vodka"
> >> >>
> >> >> from:
> >> >> http://www.celebslam.com/lindsay-lohan-might-be-a-druggie
> >> >
> >> > Al Gore will fix this.........
> >> >
> >> > get Bill Clinton and Kofi Annan on the job too - they've got
> >> > lots of time on their hands. I'm sure Bill would love to give
> >> > LL some of his special attention.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Her emails are great, but I'd love for someone to follow her
> >> around for a documentary or reality show. Think how entertaining
> >> it would be. Lots of potential for drinking games too.
> >
> > I can't remember seeing pictures of Lohan in the act, but someone
> > dropped a dime on a very wasted lesser Hilton sister.
> > http://popsugar.com/7088
> >
> > Wasn't Lane Garrison also drinking Grey Goose when he killed that
> > kid? What is it with these people?
> >
> > dimes
> >
> >
>
> I don't see how anyone can drink that crap. It's one of those
> "emperor's new clothes" vodkas. It has such hype that no one dare say
> it goes down like shit and hang on. Monopolowa is the way to go.
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> --Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=

Never had Monopolowa but I agree with you on the Grey Goose. Frankly,
there is only one vodka for me and that's Stolichnaya. I find it
'smooth'. If you're going to drink vodka, it may as well be Russian.

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TOPIC: Heather Mills to represent herself to save cash
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/e2c30458749d3a4c
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 3:25 pm
From: Magda

On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 13:20:51 +0000 (UTC), in alt.gossip.celebrities, FragileWarrior
<FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... roleen644@msn.com (Roleen J.) wrote in
... news:457a40ac.477344187@news.easynews.com:
...
... > Her case doesn't have a leg to stand on! BA HA HA HA HA HA!
...
... Wow. I'm surprised that no one -- absolutely NO ONE -- has thought of that
... remark before. Really. You're quite the original. How funny. You should
... go on tour. Michael Richards is looking for a partner, I hear.

Are they the alternative to sleeping pills?

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 2:33 pm
From: FragileWarrior

Magda <chriscross@hey.eu> wrote in
news:hphln21onqgfqf00qpr1hc9pv2u1hm22nr@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 13:20:51 +0000 (UTC), in alt.gossip.celebrities,
> FragileWarrior <FragileWarrior@f'loonsmustdie.com> arranged some
> electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... roleen644@msn.com (Roleen J.) wrote in
> ... news:457a40ac.477344187@news.easynews.com:
> ...
> ... > Her case doesn't have a leg to stand on! BA HA HA HA HA HA!
> ...
> ... Wow. I'm surprised that no one -- absolutely NO ONE -- has
> thought of that ... remark before. Really. You're quite the
> original. How funny. You should ... go on tour. Michael Richards
> is looking for a partner, I hear.
>
> Are they the alternative to sleeping pills?
>

Yes. And a helpful aid to anorexics everywhere. No need to ruin your
manicure anymore.

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TOPIC: Mutya Buena
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/86d82b050be07c56
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 6:27 am
From: "marika"

krzysiek797@poczta.onet.pl wrote:
> Mutya buena jest obecnie najleprza wokalistka. Zostala uznana za
> lrytyków muzycznych, nawet tych najostrzejszych za objawienie na
> swiatowej scenie muzycznej. Gratulations Mutya:)

I am sure she Thanks for the vote of confidence. I am sure she really
does appreciate that.
Maybe I wont be the next mutya, ya never know. I have a bet with a
friend that I will be on Food Network within 15 years, so hopefully I
will win that bet. :) And she is hoping that she will lose that bet
and be on there with me. I can see it now, we will be like those two
old English dames that have their own hysterical cooking show. Two old
nuts cooking up pie.

Its gonna happen one way or another, so I will be sure to keep you
posted as to when I make my debut. heheh ;)

in the meantime, i think irytykow is supposed to be krytykow i could be
wrong

mk5000

"Oh it feels good, it's so good, but I won't do it again
It's so dramatic again
After we go at it, we get mad then we go at it again
Oh I love it, then I hate it, she's my favorite again"--John Legend,
once again

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TOPIC: HOROSCOPE 12/09
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/62652a5de52b7585
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 6:36 am
From: PUSSSYKATT@aol.com

For Saturday December 9, 2006

Aquarius -- Savings, long-range security, and spiritual matters have
good support now. Unscheduled or unusual travel are under adverse
influences, however. Others may be less cooperative than you would
like. Good companions beckon to you and romantic ideas have their
place.
Lucky Number: 724, Financial outlook: risky, Compatible sign: Gemini.

Pisces -- This is a good day for self-fulfillment but only in areas in
which you are in good control and are careful of the feelings of
others. Competition is heavy at work, but you are able to cash in on
some previous preferment or advantage now. Concentrate on romantic
messages this evening.
Lucky Number: 645, Financial outlook: mild, Compatible sign: Capricorn.

Aries -- Technical knowledge is to the fore today. You are interested
in time-, labor-, and money- saving devices and innovations. You are
able to make good decisions now. Real estate transactions are favored.
don't expect much from romantic or social matters, however.
Lucky Number: 953, Financial outlook: mild, Compatible sign: Capricorn.

Taurus -- You are in excellent health and would enjoy taking a drive
today. You aren't in a very practical frame of mine, but your ability
to enjoy this period contributes to your general welfare. Relationships
are light and cheerful and romance is highly favored.
Lucky Number: 584, Financial outlook: mild, Compatible sign: Pisces.

Gemini -- Emotions are very sensitive, but you are able to create
harmony from conflict today. A heart-to-heart talk with your lifemate,
mending areas of your relationship that have been in disrepair, will
create mutual goodwill. You can be the peacemaker in family and work
affairs as well.
Lucky Number: 958, Financial outlook: weak, Compatible sign: Aquarius.

Cancer -- Spruce up your wardrobe, polish up your home, and take care
of other domestic chores today. Give irritable children something
constructive to do. Finalize your plans for the new future and consider
how to take advantage of the long-range opportunities that are in view.
Lucky Number: 479, Financial outlook: mild, Compatible sign: Leo.

Leo -- This is one of your best days. Progress in your work and greater
prestige in your career are indicated. Money may come in by surprise.
You feel great physically and emotionally, and traveling is favored.
You are able to weigh pros and cons and make wise decisions today.
Lucky Number: 873, Financial outlook: mild, Compatible sign: Virgo.

Virgo -- Prosperity and generosity show up in your chart for today. You
want to spread goodwill and show that you have what it takes to win the
admiration and approval of others. Give part of the evening to quiet
conversation with a friend. Plan to retire early and leave any problems
for another day.
Lucky Number: 243, Financial outlook: mild, Compatible sign: Libra.

Libra -- Don't be quick to volunteer for additional duties or take on
new responsibilities under these pressuring radiations. pay great
attention to the time element and schedule your day wisely. Your
health, shopping, and quiet home pleasures are well aspected today.
Lucky Number: 845, Financial outlook: excellent, Compatible sign:
Pisces.

Scorpio -- You may find that you are the only one around with much
energy today. Others may be affecting lethargy so that they can escape
tasks, however, and you may be disappointed if you expect their help.
Don't discuss your personal problems with even the best of friends
tonight.
Lucky Number: 482, Financial outlook: very good, Compatible sign: Leo.

Sagittarius -- It's a good day for good health and good spirits and for
sharing your hobbies with younger family members. Before you issue
invitations for the evening, be sure it's what you really want to do.
You might find that being only with a special loved one is more
enjoyable.
Lucky Number: 852, Financial outlook: good, Compatible sign: Virgo.

Capricorn -- Household tasks are demanding today. Somebody may present
extravagant plans for the near future. Large-scale entertainment can be
expensive. Be slow to give approval to something a child proposes, and
don't hesitate to be a little demanding of juvenile now.
Lucky Number: 687, Financial outlook: strong, Compatible sign: Leo.

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TOPIC: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2006
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/1f92f2bc0676814
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 2:37 pm
From: Cujo DeSockpuppet

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote in
news:Xns9894281A53F1Bpinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170:

> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare/Science Fiction Double Feature"
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=iN3azigz608
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2006 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> <music>drumroll</music>
>
> BOBO AWARD
>
> The winner is...PAUL GIBBONS!
>
> 14 YES
> 00 NO
>
> Congratulations, Paul! May you ponder long and hard about the
> benefits of bringing the Internet to real life every time you look
> down and see that you're wearing the Broad Arrow on your prison
> uniform.
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE!
>
> 18 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
> 05 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> 04 Kathy Mosesian
> 01 None of the above
> 00 Sampath posting as Mathew Alexander
>
> Congratulations, Unixd0rk! For years you've been k'laming that you're
> the talk of AUK to much laughter. Now, you /are/ the talk of AUK, but
> still to much laughter. In any event, welcome to the party!
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=MDCcb3zRl8U

This was long overdue. It's about time Floor Buffer to the Stars had a
reason to expand his web pages of kookiness. You GO, Roberta!

> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...KATHY MOSESIAN
>
> 12 Kathy Mosesian
> 06 Adam Farrell
> 03 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Kathy! Did you really think that all those years of
> posting your personal information would go unnoticed, even after you
> started X-No-Archiving your posts?
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 14 Andrew Chung
> 12 Mark Ferguson
> 05 Kathy Mosesian
> 04 Ernie Primeau
> 00 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Double-Doctor! You beat two people who habitually
> run away from AUK and another who runs away from tough questions
> almost as much as you do. No wonder you've won two of these awards in
> a row. It's a good thing you can win only one more between now and
> next September. Otherwise, you'd deprive lots of other deserving
> cowards of the recognition they need!
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>
> The winner is...PAM RUSSELL!
>
> 16 Pamela Russell
> 13 Ken Pangborn
> 05 Kathy Mosesian
> 00 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Fangirlfriend! Idiocy, cluelessness, and
> questionable k'lames of authority such as yours have done wonders to
> make the f'loons a major laughing stock of USENET. Keep up the good
> work and you may repeat as Kook of the Year.

Way to go, Spermwhale! Beating out the Pangkake is hard to do.

> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 22 Andrew Chung
> 10 Moronis of NANAE
> 03 Ward Hardman and James C. Cracked
> 00 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Double-Doctor! All that effort to preach the Good
> News, and your reward is to be chosen most deserving to be thrown into
> the bozo bin. That's extremely effective, isn't it?
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ALAN JONES!
>
> 11 Alan Jones
> 07 Raymond Karczewski
> 06 Ken Pangborn
> 05 Mike "miguel" Cranston
> 05 Tim Bolen
> 01 Martha Vandella
> 00 None of the above

> Congratulations, Fish Food! Your pathetic efforts on behalf of The
> King of Pop didn't get him the apology you thought he deserved, but it
> certainly placed you atop the most competitive field of kooks on this
> month's ballot. Why, you beat three past Kooks of the Month! Maybe
> you'll be ready to join them--soon.

Looks like boring people to death might be the surest way to leapfrog the
competition.

> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE!
>
> 16 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
> 10 Hyerdahl, pandora, and catbrier of soc.men
> 01 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations a second time, Unixd0rk! All these years, you've been
> k'laming "Jes trolling, Gov." Well, it's time to introduce you to an
> expression that explains what happened to you. It's called "Jonah
> Fishing." Now, make like Pinnocchio and make a fire to get the whale
> to cough you out. Just don't burn your nose in the process.

Moppy beat out s0c.fr00tz! That's ironic considering what a gender-
challenged nutbar you've proclaimed yourself.

> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...MARTHA VANDELLA!
>
> 09 Martha Vandella.
> 07 Adam Farrell
> 03 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Mothra! Your attempts to stink up
> alt.gossip.celebrities just got you spanked. Click on the link for
> your special award.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/y5elvg
>
> TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE!
>
> 22 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
> 06 Martha Vandella
> 02 Mike "miguel" Cranston.
> 01 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, a third time, Unixd0rk! With this award, you've
> managed to garner more recognition from AUK in one month than in all
> the pathetic attempts to attract our (tino) attention over the past
> several years. In honor of reaching that milestone, pleace to watch
> this video, which features your role model. Keep an eye on the
> elevator!
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=exGLMJIFmVQ

All those years of hanging around the saucerhead groups trained you well,
Mopster.

> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
> 14 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> 08 Ernest Primeau
> 05 Atilla of alt.abortion
> 02 Sampath posting as Mathew Alexander
> 01 None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Commander of the Elite Earth Science Officer Corps!
> You thought your latest plagiarism from Science News--uh, I mean,
> great scientific discovery of the candidate for first life to seed
> Earth from space, along with your disproof of one of the theories of
> relativity would be enough to earn you a Nobel. It didn't. It didn't
> even earn you an IgNobel, but it did win you yet another VVFWS.
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...ALAN JONES!
>
> 14 Alan Jones
> 09 Frank McCoy
> 00 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations again, Fish Food! And what was the reception you got
> from the American Music Awards?

Nice work, Alien. You even beat out another pedophile-enabler.

Stand tall!

> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE!
>
> 17 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
> 08 Mike "miguel" Cranston
> 01 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations a fourth time, Roberta! You are now the big w(h)inner
> of this month's awards, even though you earned it by being a big loser
> in kooky kombat. There's hope, however. Click on the links and
> you'll get some advice from your role model on how to stop being a
> 98-pound weakling and become a man.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHiULGV04_I&NR
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=rJS_ofmT-V8

Looks like I got my Xmas present. Hope you enjoyed yours, Bobbi.

> TAR & FEATHERS
>
> The winners are...CAROL "KOI-LO" GULLEY AND ANTONIO "JABRIOL"
> SANTANA!
>
> 14 Carol "Koi-lo" Gulley and Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
> 10 Rebecca Ore
> 01 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Persistent Duelists! Your feud has grown so tiresome
> that the members of your shared home group, rec.ponds, have proposed
> that they moderate it right out from under you and then have Frito the
> Janitor sweep away the remains. Now, that's dedication to tireless
> and clueless crusading!
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winners are...CAROL "KOI-LO" GULLEY AND ANTONIO "JABRIOL"
> SANTANA!
>
> 14 Carol "Koi-lo" Gulley and Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
> 10 Lady Motown
> 02 Martha Vandella
> 01 Wayback Jack
> 00 None of the above
>
> Congratulations again Koi-lo and Jabriol! PeeYew! Calling Frito the
> Janitor! Cleanup in rec.ponds!
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=twcCoSWtUPQ
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is...FRANK MCCOY!
>
> 11 Frank McCoy
> 06 Sampath posting as Mathew Alexander
> 01 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Girl-lover! It's amazing how much you can write
> trying to defend the indefensible.
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is...AZURE!
>
> 17 Azure
> 03 Sean Ruttledge
> 03 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Bl00boy! Your screeding on behalf of your kooky
> beliefs might be worthy of more recognition, if only you could write
> them more comprehensibly.
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is...MCP OF SOC.MEN!
>
> 27 YES
> 00 NO
>
> Congratulations, Male Chauvinist Pig! All those years hanging around
> the soc.fr00ts have made you lose more marbles than we (tinw) care to
> count.
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON, TRAINED BY BOOKMAN!
>
> 22 YES
> 02 NO
>
> Congratulations, Miguel! Now, who's the stupid person who should
> remove himself from USENET altogether in order to improve its quality?
>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING 2006
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 31 YES
> 01 NO
>
> Congratulations a third time, Double-Doctor! It must be a wonderful
> thing to force yourself, a coward not worth reading, on two support
> groups when everyone else in the US is busy in meatspace, enjoying the
> company of their friends and family and stuffing themselves with
> turkey. What do you have planned for Christmas?
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is...ANON TROLLBUSTER BY JADE/DAEDALUS!
>
> 23 Anon Trollbuster by Jade/Daedalus
> 06 Andre Lieber by Jade/Daedalus
> 00 Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Jade! With this award, you have now earned the Hat
> Trick of AUK Merit awards, the Hammer of Thor, the trainer of a Dog
> Whistle earning kook, and now the award for merit in trolling, the
> Salinger! All hail Jade!

Welcome to the club. What took y'all so fucking long?

> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is...TOM BISHOP!
>
> 19 Tom Bishop
> 05 Kathy Mosesian
>
> Congratulations, Tosser! You managed to hold on to your office
> despite the efforts to replace you with a whiner who ran away.
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
> The winner is...KEN PANGBORN!
>
> 18 Ken Pangborn
> 08 Tom Bishop
> 03 Warhol
>
> Congratulations, Kenny Kakes! You succeeded in defending your office
> against some of the dopiest kooks on USENET!
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
> The winner is...AZURE!
>
> 14 Azure
> 10 PSYLVIA PSULLIVAN
>
> Congratulations, Bl00boi! You killed the Wicked Witch of USENET!
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=McHyLKw5mHc
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 Big-8 Management Board
> 13 Soc.men
>
> Congratulations again, B8MBY! You managed to defeat your stiffest
> competition yet! At this rate, you just might manage to retire this
> office.
>
> This concludes the announcement of the winners of the November 2006
> Usenet Kook Awards. Forty-four people submitted fourty-four ballots.
> Two were posted to threads other than the one in which the ballot was
> original posted, and were discarded. Fluffy was pleased with the
> shredded paper in his litter box. Consequently, forty-two were deemed
> valid and counted.
>
> See you all tomorrow, when the nominations open for the Fr00tcake and
> Bag of Coal awards. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and
> Fluffy!

Keep the Spermwhale flopping! Two more awards coming right up!

> And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner,
> Mop Jockey!
>
> <music>"Don't Dream It, Be It" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=xFxMcq5EGRY
> </music>

Poifect!

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"Should I notify the police thaqt a gay stalker freak has been
stalking me for years on end? I don't know you, find something else
to do or get a boyfriend. Comprende?" - Ed the paranoid homophobe.

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:52 am
From: Art Deco

Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW <BiGWhiteGuy5@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>>
>> The winner is...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON, TRAINED BY BOOKMAN!
>>
>> 22 YES
>> 02 NO
>>
>> Congratulations, Miguel! Now, who's the stupid person who should remove
>> himself from USENET altogether in order to improve its quality?
>
>I count at least two -- Stupid Brent Armstrong and Stupid Mike Cranston,
>who still apparently think that OJ Simpson is "innocent", in spite of
>the LAPD being fully capable of screwing up *any* murder investigation
>involving a black suspect and a white victim, solely due to them being
>incompetent, corrupt, and racist (at least, at the time -- their act may
>have been cleaned up for them, by now). They (the LAPD) wanted a
>slam-dunk conviction, and there is no such animal. Anyway. A murder
>conviction carries no guaranteed certainty of guilt, just as a finding
>of "not guilty" is no guarantee that the accused didn't commit the
>murder.

The next time I see them poast that Juice Simpson nonsense, I'm
nominating them both for a shared Foam Duck.

[on-topic froupage adjusted]

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:01 am
From: Art Deco

MCP <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote in
>message news:Xns9894281A53F1Bpinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170...

[...]

>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>>
>> The winner is...MCP OF SOC.MEN!
>>
>> 27 YES
>> 00 NO
>>
>> Congratulations, Male Chauvinist Pig! All those years hanging around the
>> soc.fr00ts have made you lose more marbles than we (tinw) care to count.

I see you've chosen to place your acceptance speech in the subject
line, Piggy. Different, but appropriate in your case, I think.

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TOPIC: Bush 41 Breakdown, wow
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/6d771c75809796ea
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 3:10 pm
From: "gaffo"

bartvanhemelen@gmail.com wrote:

>
> gaffo wrote:
> > I always like Sr, though did not vote for him due to his neglect of
> > domestic policy (i.e. economy of 92). his foreign policy remains the
> > best in 50 yrs however.
>
> Bwahahahaha. See below for some FACTS you ignored.
>
> > now we know "goingin to bagdad" WAS A BAD IDEA and Sr. was correct
> > in not going in.
>
> He wanted to,

Lie - he repeatedly stated publically that he was enforcing the UN
mandate of removing Iraq from Kuwait. period.

once that was done the mission was over. Sr had never had any intention
of going in to take Iraq.

you just made that up sonny.

> Cue the next stage of the plan: convince the Saudis that Saddam was
> gonna invade them next. Result: US got to set up bases in the country
> that contains TWO of Islam's holiest places. Fall-out: this pissed off
> Osama Bin Laden, and we know what happened next.

Iraq had become a legitimate threat to the Saudis.

> And remember the "nurse" who testified that Iraqi soldiers were
> killing babies? 41 is just the same as 43: using lies to start a war,
> using hype to pretend the enemy is a dangerous opponent.

yes this is true - that was a sham.

the dead men hanging from street lamps were not scarcrows however. nor
were the 600 POWs Iraq never returned - theones that remain missing and
are presumed executed.

> Iraq had
> just come out of a bloody ten year war with Iran, had a devastated
> economy, had debts all over the place and couldn't buy new arms, and
> this was supposed to be a dangerous enemy?

It was less about him being "dangerous" and much more about him not
playing nice and by the rules of International Law.

Rulers simply don't and cannot willy-nilly go around invading other
soveriegn Nations - not without getting a smackdown from the
international community.

Saddam was taken on not because of the threat he posed but more to set
an example to others to not invade your neighbors. it is illegal to do
so and we (i.e. the UN) will setup a coalition to bomb you back to your
own borders if not beyond.

> Nevertheless, that didn't
> stop US troops from bombing FLEEING soldiers and citizens, images
> that US networks of course censored.

yes "highway to Hell."

war is hell, and it is legal under the Rules of War to continue to
fight armies in retreat.

Retreat is not surrender.

Had those men been surrendering - then you'd have a point and a
position to claim war crimes.

but since they were not surrendering, but rather retreating - you don't.

== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 3:18 pm
From: "gaffo"

fred_h_haddad@yahoo.com wrote:

>
> gaffo wrote:
> >
> > I always like Sr, though did not vote for him due to his neglect of
> > domestic policy (i.e. economy of 92). ,....
> .
>
> If Clinton had run a third term (not possible but just pretend) would
> you have voted NAY due to the recession/dot-com crash of 2000?

THAT is an excellent question!!

and yes, I just might at that. not thought of it to be honest.

> Truth is presidents have little control over the economy. Blaming
> them for the economy is as false as blaming them for a rash of
> hurricanes.

I know that Sir. but what pissed me off about Sr was that he didn't
even APPEAR to try.

and i agree, Clinton could no more take credit for the economy
(probably at the right time/place). but HE APPEARED TO TAKE AN INTEREST
AND DABLED IN DOMESTIC STUFF.

Sir was more of a "oh well, who cares about the economy" type.

- so PERCEPTION IS IMPORTANT. and THAT is why Sr lost (and why so many
Republicans in fact when the economy is not doing well).

All they gotta do is LOOK like they are doing something!! At is all Sr
had to do!

But hey, I've really gotta to loathe the Republicans since the
Neocon-evangelicals took them over - so if they remain clueless about
the perception of taking an active role in helping the economy when it
is poor, fine by me - we will just get a democrat in there instead (and
he will have thecommon sense to LOOK like he is going something to help
the economy).

its called cheerleading basically - and yes it is important from a
pyschological standing.

== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 3:19 pm
From: "gaffo"

jjj_soper@hotmail.com wrote:

> Some economists even say Sr's tax increase started the ball rolling
> for the boom during the Clinton years (that may be a stretch). If
> nothing else, he resigned his NRA membership in protest.

I remember that now, forget why.

do you remember why he did this? - school shootings?

== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:56 am
From: "Victor Velazquez"

"Agent Smith" <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9893E8880125Eagentsmithtwoblockso@207.115.17.102...
> "Victor Velazquez" <victhrill@notnow.com> wrote in
> news:Wo6dneCtMNXth-fYnZ2dnUVZ_tunnZ2d@comcast.com:
>
>> During those hazy, crazy days of the Cold War, the American Presidency
>> had acquired an unearned patina of infallibility
>
> Are you referring to the Korean War, Gary Powers of The Bay of Pigs?

All of the above (and then some). It takes a while for an educational
system to shift gears.

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TOPIC: Failed PartsBoi
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/e3ccec719da149b
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:22 am
From: "Fred Hall"

"Pray for the Wildcats" <PawnCollectorFromButcherHollow@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:1165585567.855171.120880@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
>
> Fweddie wept:
>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 18:10:26 -0800, "Obiewankenknowbee"
>> <yehyehyeh@yehyehyeh.yehyehyeh> wrote:
>>
>>
>> > Thou art a scum-sucking coward.
>
> The inept and frightened forger?

Proof?

>
>
>> So, like, are
>
> "I'm a little slow these days - I had forgotten my databasix password
> again" ~Fweddie the Forger
>
>
>> you trying to say the forger
>
> Because you brag about being able to do 100% perfect forgeries, but you
> keep making disastrous errors?

Proof?

== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:12 am
From: "Pray for the Wildcats"

Re: Forger "Fwed" = The Gary =
http://home.nyc.rr.com/cypherpunk/childmolester.html

Fweddie wept::
> PawnCollectorFromButcherHollow@yahoo.com collected
> another Pawn...
>
> Me.

> > Fweddie wept:
> >> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 18:10:26 -0800, "Obiewankenknowbee"
> >> <yehyehyeh@yehyehyeh.yehyehyeh> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> > Thou art a scum-sucking coward.
> >
> > The inept and frightened forger?
>
> Proof?

The forger that Obie was replying directly *to*, idiot? Moron, did you
think "...aol.c0m" was a perfect match for "...aol.com" ?

> >> So, like, are
> >
> > "I'm a little slow these days - I had forgotten my databasix password
> > again" ~Fweddie the Forger
> >
> >
> >> you trying to say the forger
> >
> > Because you brag about being able to do 100% perfect forgeries, but you
> > keep making disastrous errors?
>
> Pro

[Backpedal, evasion and insecurity...Noted]

><ducks and runs>

<SPANK>

>> Fetch....
>
> I did. :(

Fetch....

"You brought me here. Damn! I'd better haul my ass on out of here.
I'm scared now. it's hands (posts off for me). kill file." [Date: Jan
2005]
~Fwed (Ready to Bawl) Hall, admitting to being a controlled,
blistered and owned pawn - a scared pawn...too spanked to do as s/h/it
wishes

== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 10:55 am
From: "Fred Hall"

"Pray for the Wildcats" <PawnCollectorFromButcherHollow@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:1165680766.496938.234520@16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
> Re: Forger "Fwed" = The Gary =
> http://home.nyc.rr.com/cypherpunk/childmolester.html
>
>
>
>
> Fweddie wept::
>> PawnCollectorFromButcherHollow@yahoo.com collected
>> another Pawn...
>>
>> Me.
>
>
>> > Fweddie wept:
>> >> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 18:10:26 -0800, "Obiewankenknowbee"
>> >> <yehyehyeh@yehyehyeh.yehyehyeh> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > Thou art a scum-sucking coward.
>> >
>> > The inept and frightened forger?
>>
>> Proof?
>
> The forger that Obie was replying directly *to*, idiot? Moron, did you
> think "...aol.c0m" was a perfect match for "...aol.com" ?

Why would I think that? Certainly makes you do your k00kdance, though.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.poems/msg/aa523b0420cea54d?dmode=source

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TOPIC: .::The Wonder Years Complete DVD TV Series::.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/c9ad4fed746c6cbb
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 7:23 am
From: "planet.tvdvd@gmail.com"

The story that depicts the real life; happiness, changes, traumas,
problems and adventure that everybody experienced. The series goes as
Kevin reminisce and narrates his teenager mid high school life who
encounters puberty, deal with ups and downs, take adventure and hanging
out with his girlfriend Winnie and geeky but cool best friend Paul.
Full 6 Seasons of The Wonder Years on TVDVDPlanet.com, a perfect
example teenage real life adventure.

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TOPIC: 9/11 toasted cars -- bremsstrahlung and trillions of electron-volts?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/bba4717e6ee7908c
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 10:49 am
From: Henry

u2r2h@gmx.net wrote:

> I note that your blanket dismissals are less triumphant now. I can
> detect some wavering.
> Looks like some of the know-betters here have actually been reading up
> on the event of 911.
>
> Your responses had nothing to do with physics!
>
> Stop abusing this usenet group for your infantile shouting in the
> woods.
>
> Please look at the "janedoe" toasted-car photos and use physics to
> explain the observed physical phenomena.
>
> If you cannot employ laws of physics in your reponses, go away and
> enjoy your hair.

Thermite explains it very well, and has been proved by
research and analysis by Dr. Steven Jones who obtained
and analyzed samples of the molten metal from ground zero.
Judy Woods and Morgan Reynolds are either kooks or they
are deliberately providing disinformation in an attempt to
discredit people who question the Bush regime's impossible
magic fire/Super Arab conspiracy theory.

http://100777.com/node/963

http://911research.wtc7.net

Here's what happens to steel framed buildings exposed
to raging infernos for hours on end.

http://davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr69c.html

On 9-11-01, WTC7, a 47 story steel framed building, which
had only small, random fires, dropped in perfect symmetry
at near free fall speed as in a perfectly executed controlled
demolition.

http://911research.wtc7.net/talks/wtc/videos.html

== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 4:50 pm
From: John Griffin

Henry <bush@treason.gov> wrote:

> u2r2h@gmx.net wrote:
>
>> I note that your blanket dismissals are less triumphant now.
>> I can detect some wavering.
>> Looks like some of the know-betters here have actually been
>> reading up on the event of 911.
>>
>> Your responses had nothing to do with physics!
>>
>> Stop abusing this usenet group for your infantile shouting in
>> the woods.
>>
>> Please look at the "janedoe" toasted-car photos and use
>> physics to explain the observed physical phenomena.
>>
>> If you cannot employ laws of physics in your reponses, go
>> away and enjoy your hair.
>
> Thermite explains it very well, and has been proved by
> research and analysis by Dr. Steven Jones who obtained
> and analyzed samples of the molten metal from ground zero.
> Judy Woods and Morgan Reynolds are either kooks or they
> are deliberately providing disinformation in an attempt to
> discredit people who question the Bush regime's impossible
> magic fire/Super Arab conspiracy theory.

No further dismissal of that lunatic nonsense is necessary, but I
just wanted to let you know that someone appreciates your
willingness to humiliate yourself by recycling it. Every time it
resurfaces, it's funny stuff.

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TOPIC: Another Actress Slams Plastic Surgery
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/beb82302ac2ca015
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:18 am
From: "Laura M"

Calla wrote:
> Shannon York wrote:
> > Titanic star Kate Winslet wants to grow old without the benefit of
> > cosmetic surgery. Read more:
> > http://www.carefair.com/html/Another_Actress_Slams_Plastic_Surgery_1262.html
>
> I am never impressed with young people making these sorts of
> statements. Let's see what she saying at the age of, say, 45.

Ain't that the truth! I used to say that all the time, but now I'm
almost 48 and thinking it would be a good idea to do a few little
things. I never thought I'd say that.

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TOPIC: "Ugly Betty"changes direction, replaces producer
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/7be49c547002e6b3
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 4:31 pm
From: JXStern

On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 05:06:24 -0500, "SyVyN11" <syvyn11@peoplepc.com>
wrote:

>On the other hand, Parriott has always done drama. Ugly Betty is a comedy
>with dramitic aspects, Parriott might not be the best choice.

I don't think it knows what it wants to be when it grows up. I
thought it wanted to be an absurd drama, like Ally McBeal, crossed
with Just Shoot Me, Drew Carey, and, um, well that's the question,
isn't it? Maybe Betty should hit someone with a shovel, and have Alan
Shore and Denny Crane come and defend her.

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TOPIC: Londsay asks ALGORE for help???? WTF?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/d6f0cac2aaa17fc2
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 8:41 am
From: "mikesmith9999@hotmail.com"

SyVyN11 wrote:
> http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/lindsay_lohan_asks_al_gore_for_help/
>
> Lindsay Lohan has asked former American Vice President Al Gore to help her
> clean up her image.
>
> In an email written by the 20-year-old actress to friends and lawyers she
> states she is sick of her portrayal in the media and wants to hold a press
> conference to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for
> the better of our country."
>
> According to the New York Post newspaper, Lindsay writes: "Al Gore will help
> me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a
> conversation with me.
>
> "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill
> Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would
> be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
>
>
>
> The 'Mean Girls' star - whose rambling email is littered with spelling and
> grammatical errors - summons what she bizarrely calls the "way of the
> future-Howard Hughes" to help her "release a politically/morally correct,
> fully adequite [sic] letter to the press.
>
> "I want to hold a press conference. And will do anything necessary to do
> so."
>
> Lindsay says she wants to state her views on "our people", adding: "Because
> I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations
> older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
>
> The 'Just My Luck' actress insists she has had enough of the negative press
> coverage she receives, because she is at "such a young and tender age in a
> woman's life."
>
> She ranted: "It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the
> one to make a change.
>
> "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of
> character.
>
> "It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is
> okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we
> all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am
> willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
>
> Lindsay's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, refused to comment.
>
>
>
> According to the National Enquirer Lohan frequently snorts cocaine and pops
> the illegal drug Oxycontin only to wash it down with vodka. The source
> claims to have spent many booze and drug fueled nights with the out of
> control star.
>
> The combination of drugs keeps Lindsay up all night before taking sleeping
> pills when she's ready to crash.
>
> The source revealed:
>
> "She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her,
> and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to
> sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out.
>
> "And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets.
>
> "There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she
> refuses to miss a night of partying."
>
> ----------------------
> DEAR FUCKING GOD, tell me that she isn't serious about that. Algore will
> do it, these days he will show up for a opening of a envelope. Also
> AlGore is the political whore, if he thinks the can get the youth vote if he
> 'reforms' LL's image, he'll springboard it to another (failed) run for the
> whitehouse.
>
> Also, I take back anything positive I said about Lohanwhore getting help
> thru AA. She's dead to me, and soon she'll be dead to everybody else thru
> a overdose. To hell with her, I'll lust after the cheerleader in
> 'heroes'.
>
> Lindsay, enjoy hell with Kurt Cobain and the asshat from Blind Melon and all
> the other idiots who loved drugs more than living.
>
>
> --
>
> Go to www.yarmuthwatch.blogspot.com , the website dedicated to showing the
> world what kind of congressman John Yarmuth is.
>
>
> Dear Lord, JUST STAY OUT OF OUR WAY!!!
> Stewie Grithin

Sometimes I whish she died, but at other times I prefer she stays alive
because it's so fun and hillarious to hear about all the stories! lol.

""If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton,
Bill
Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them
would
be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."

We??? Who else than you??? What's his/her/their name(s)! Or do you have
TWO personalities?

"how our society should be educated for the better of our country."

I'll tell you one thing you could do to better our country: Stop using
drugs! If you and others do that, a gangster will be without a job.

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TOPIC: Rosie to Asians: Get Over It
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/26ba85872d96489a
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 11:45 am
From: edonline

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/09/rosie-to-asians-get-over-it/

Rosie to Asians: Get Over It
Posted Dec 9th 2006 10:18AM by TMZ Staff

She may not have used the N-word, but that doesn't mean Rosie
O'Donnell is in the clear when it comes to race relations.

According to Page 6, Asian-Americans are fuming at "The View" host for
saying that Danny DeVito's drunken antics made headlines in China that
read: 'Ching chong, ching ching chong, Danny DeVito!"

"The use of the distorted phrases is insulting to the Chinese and
Chinese-Americans, and gives the impression that they are a group that
is substandard to English-speaking people," says the Asian-American
Journalists Association. But Rosie's rep thinks they just don't get
it: "I certainly hope that one day they will be able to grasp her
humor."

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TOPIC: OT: Does anyone like "Mary, Did You Know?" Which version?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/58b696e909c77b43
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:00 am
From: RoseInAMouth@email.com

I have to say Wynonna's voice blows me away. I get the jitters every
time I listen to Kenny Rogers/Wynonna's version. I will listen hours on
end to that particular version. That's is my favorite Christmas song.
What's yours?

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TOPIC: Jose Uribe survived by AT LEAST 14 children
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/a458030d18d5a7f5
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 7:05 am
From: JohnBoy

On Fri, 08 Dec 2006 23:15:41 -0800, Jim Garaventa <a@b.com> wrote:

>noogiedunn@yahoo.com wrote:
>> What can one say? He scored both on and off the field.
>
>And I thought he couldn't handle the bat.
>
>Jim

He obviously shortened his grip and bunted a lot.

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TOPIC: Jessica's Mom Steamed Over "9 to 5" Flub
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/2118d50df60862e5
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Sat, Dec 9 2006 9:18 am
From: Kathy

chef_boyhowdy! wrote:

> On Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:39:17 -0700, grasshopper wrote:
>
>
>>On 7 Dec 2006 20:54:02 -0800, "camille" <linking@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>SyVyN11 wrote:
>>>
>>>>"avery" <doomella@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:Hp1eh.52236$Fw5.5394@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
>>>>
>>>>>"edonline" <edonlineSPAMOUT!@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>>>>news:og7hn25f4944tdbvlsmj38ki8b0di7afd1@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/07/jessicas-mom-steamed-over-9-to-5-flub/
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Jessica's Mom Steamed Over "9 to 5" Flub
>>>>>>Posted Dec 7th 2006 5:45PM by TMZ Staff
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Jessica Simpson's mother gave Jess a verbal smackdown after her
>>>>>>"embarrassing" rendition of "9 to 5" in front of Dolly Parton and
>>>>>>President Bush at the Kennedy Center Honors last weekend, telling her
>>>>>>that she should get out of the business if she doesn't want to put in
>>>>>>the work.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sources tell TMZ that Tina Simpson was furious with Jess after she
>>>>>>flubbed lyrics, stood statue-still on stage while trying to hold her
>>>>>>dress up, and then awkwardly hurried off with a few mumbled words to
>>>>>>Parton. Tina told her daughter that the performance was "embarrassing"
>>>>>>and "unprofessional," and mom was further incensed because Jessica had
>>>>>>missed a dress rehearsal and hadn't adequately learned lyrics to the
>>>>>>song -- which necessitated cue cards at the front of the stage.
>>>>>>Jessica can be clearly seen reading from the cards during her
>>>>>>performance.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>My first reaction was "She has a MOM?"
>>>>>And my second was, of course Mom is steamed. Not many women warm up to
>>>>>women who come between them and their husbands.
>>>>>Having said all of that, I -- a former Jessica Simpson hater and
>>>>>eye-roller-- am beginning to not only like the girl but feel sympathy for
>>>>>her. She's revealing a much more real and vulnerable side than I ever
>>>>>thought possible.
>>>>
>>>>Sounds like how my mom was back when I was a teenager. When ever I
>>>>failed, she only was concerned how people would view her for my failure.
>>>>When I failed my drivers permit test, she chewed my ass out for EMBARASSING
>>>>HER! "WHAT WOULD THE OTHER PARENTS THINK ABOUT MY SON NOT GETTING HIS
>>>>PERMIT, THEY WOULD THINK YOU ARE RETARDED! THEY WOULD SAY, "HERE COMES
>>>>MARY WITH HER RETARDED SON".
>>>>
>>>>When I recounted this story to mom a few weeks ago, she forgot about it.
>>>>She said, 'yeah, but you passed it the next time you took it.' And I did,
>>>>the thing is that I didn't take it for 6 years after I took the first one!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>Actually, I took it another way. I thought for once, a celeb's mom is
>>>giving it to her daughter rather than making excuses. Everything she
>>>said was dead-on: be professional, go to the rehearsals, learn the
>>>lines, take the job seriously or get out of the business. It was a slap
>>>in the face to the honoree, not to mention embarrassing to all
>>>concerned. I would've said the same had my daughter done that. Man,
>>>she would've gotten hell.
>>>
>>>Having said that, does anyone have a link to the fiasco? :-)
>>
>>
>>
>>At least Dolly was extremely gracious in all this. That woman has
>>class.
>
>
>
> You never know. Dolly has had an extremely long career, perhaps there was a
> time or a performance where she flubbed up something horrible in public,
> too. Perhaps it's sympathy on a personal level.
>

I doubt that there are many actors/performers who have never flubbed a
line or lyrics to a song.

Kathy

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