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Today's topics:
* Paris Hilton wants four kids within the next five years - 1 messages, 1
author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/28e90341102b01cf
* Jen says Vince got a monster cock - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/c30f11c9bf76764e
* Has Guy Bannis ever given you a rim job? - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/b43e98917953ed82
* Kevin Federline gets dissed by Ashlee Simpson - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/37c7d9c7b864effe
* Lindsay's AA treatment progressing as expected - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/25ded26a8ccc49f3
* Vince Vaughn cheated on Jen with a 20-year-old college coed (with pics) - 4
messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/549b63f8c8e10a2b
* Is anyone curious about the Hitcher remake? - 3 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/dd644eaa65def2ff
* Turista sucked it was a huge letdown - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/bd101a35683f7ae
* Celebrity Gossip Update - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/96e4d1f5b3d0c463
* Blood Diamond was a bit too preachy and dragged!! - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/44ad3ca81b57efa8
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TOPIC: Paris Hilton wants four kids within the next five years
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/28e90341102b01cf
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 6:40 pm
From: nzrevonz@gmail.com
Acutally, not only for my country, I'll dedicate my efforts to
humanity! Ohhh Yeahhh
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TOPIC: Jen says Vince got a monster cock
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/c30f11c9bf76764e
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 2:45 am
From: "puzzlr"
"Agent Smith" <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98928AC14C739agentsmithtwoblockso@207.115.17.102...
> "puzzlr" <puzzlr@usa.net> wrote in
>> I'm sorry, but Brad is small. He was standing next to his
>> humped-back, slouching, flat-assed finance', in warm weather, in a
>> secluded bungalow. It was as big as it was going to get. Yeah, I
>> know, a normal man wouldn't find ~ attractive, but Brad did, so she's
>> standing there nekkid and nothing.
>
> Do you still have these pics? I've seen Brad and Gwynnie naked
> spearately,
> but never together. The ones I saw were taken by Paparazzi peeking over a
> wall, in the yard of Brad's palatial estate.
>
No I don't have them. I had them on my PC before (I think they are pretty
easy to get), but I guess I erased them. I kept the issue of Playgirl
though. I was under the impression that the pictures were taken while they
were on vacation. The photog, slogged through the bush just to get the
shot.
> Has anybody ever told you that you set the bar pretty high? He wasn't
> big,
> but he wasn't small, either. I'd say that he was just a hair on the large
> side of average, which you may not know is only six inches. So he may be
> about a seven incher.
>
I'm not a size queen, but I seem to attract well hung guys (dunno why). I
had the misfortune to get involved with a guy with a huge dick (fucking
circus freak). We (me and the circus freak) watched a triple-X rated
feature and he giggled through the entire film. I didn't know why at the
time, but he showed me. Yikes!
> But Gwinnie's vagina interests me infintely more.
She is kinda smutty, only she'd probably call it discerning.
Puzz
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 4:32 am
From: Agent Smith
"puzzlr" <puzzlr@usa.net> wrote in
news:El4eh.1291$Gr2.935@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net:
> "Agent Smith" <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in
>> "puzzlr" <puzzlr@usa.net> wrote in
>
>>> I'm sorry, but Brad is small. He was standing next to his
>>> humped-back, slouching, flat-assed finance', in warm weather, in a
>>> secluded bungalow. It was as big as it was going to get. Yeah, I
>>> know, a normal man wouldn't find ~ attractive, but Brad did, so
>>> she's standing there nekkid and nothing.
>>
>> Do you still have these pics? I've seen Brad and Gwynnie naked
>> spearately,
>> but never together. The ones I saw were taken by Paparazzi peeking
>> over a wall, in the yard of Brad's palatial estate.
>
> No I don't have them. I had them on my PC before (I think they are
> pretty easy to get), but I guess I erased them. I kept the issue of
> Playgirl though. I was under the impression that the pictures were
> taken while they were on vacation. The photog, slogged through the
> bush just to get the shot.
I have a suspicion that this may have been the session with full frontal
photos Gwynnie. I just saw some new ones, with a guy in a long towel,
whose face I can't make out. But he looked like he had his hand on her
vagina from behind.
Handle that magazine very gently, as it's worth money on ebay. So I
guess you have a subscription, because they're the only people who got
one. When I heard the news, I drove fruitlessly all over town, but
couldn't find a copy anywhere.
Do you have any of the Schwarzenegger pix? His is even smaller.
>> Has anybody ever told you that you set the bar pretty high? He
>> wasn't big,
>> but he wasn't small, either. I'd say that he was just a hair on the
>> large side of average, which you may not know is only six inches. So
>> he may be about a seven incher.
>
> I'm not a size queen, but I seem to attract well hung guys (dunno
> why).
I've never met an action chick who *wasn't* a size queen, and men prefer
it that way. It turns us on to seduce a girl who is totally and
overwhelmingly obsessed with the penis. We really get off to think of
chicks as being completely absorbed by that one thing, to the absolute
exclusion of everying else.
> I had the misfortune to get involved with a guy with a huge dick
> (fucking circus freak).
Oh stop it. Not a day goes by where you don't wish you had a folder
full of 8x10's, so you could boast to your girlfriends. But what you'd
really like is 6x10 foot poster on the biggest wall in your living room.
Admit it.
> We (me and the circus freak) watched a
> triple-X rated feature and he giggled through the entire film. I
> didn't know why at the time, but he showed me. Yikes!
If you watch a hardcore tape with a dude, before the night is out,
you're gonna be looking at his penis. Hopefully the fun didn't end
there; tell me that he didn't just put it away and go home.
I can just picture you fighting him off with a crucifix, hissing,
spitting, burning flesh, just like a vampire. The dauntless vampire
hunters burst in at the last moment. They stake him down, but not until
he's tasted your flesh and made you one of his kind. :O
> But Gwinnie's vagina interests me infintely more.
>
> She is kinda smutty, only she'd probably call it discerning.
I don't follow. How do these traits apply to a vagina?
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TOPIC: Has Guy Bannis ever given you a rim job?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/b43e98917953ed82
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 10:01 pm
From: Borked Pseudo Mailed
I wanted my money back; he was very underwhelming. Mez's tongue tickled my ass.
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TOPIC: Kevin Federline gets dissed by Ashlee Simpson
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/37c7d9c7b864effe
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 8:10 pm
From: "Cassie"
Anne wrote:
> Awesome! LOL
> Gossip Guy wrote:
> > Ashlee Simpson delivered a blow to K-Fed's ego after he sent her a
> > message asking if she was available for dinner during his recent trip
> > to Miami: Apparently convinced that all girl singers are pushovers for
> > skirt-chasing free-loaders, brain-dead K-Fed messaged her hotel with a
> > let's-do-dinner invite. The reply, just like Ashlee, was short and
> > sweet: "NO WAY!"
> >
> > reprinted with permission from:
> > http://www.celebslam.com/kevin-federline-gets-denied
this girl just went up a couple of notches in my book. now......if
ALL "famous" girls can just do the same, maybe this guy will eventually
be nothing more than a trivia answer many years from now......
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 4:44 am
From: PorchMonkey4Life
Cassie wrote:
> Anne wrote:
>> Awesome! LOL
>> Gossip Guy wrote:
>>> Ashlee Simpson delivered a blow to K-Fed's ego after he sent her a
>>> message asking if she was available for dinner during his recent trip
>>> to Miami: Apparently convinced that all girl singers are pushovers for
>>> skirt-chasing free-loaders, brain-dead K-Fed messaged her hotel with a
>>> let's-do-dinner invite. The reply, just like Ashlee, was short and
>>> sweet: "NO WAY!"
>>>
>>> reprinted with permission from:
>>> http://www.celebslam.com/kevin-federline-gets-denied
>
>
>
> this girl just went up a couple of notches in my book. now......if
> ALL "famous" girls can just do the same, maybe this guy will eventually
> be nothing more than a trivia answer many years from now......
>
Pa Joe would have beat her with a stick had she gone anywhere near
Fed-Ex. We all know that Kebbie is looking for his next meal ticket and
Shar isn't rich enough.
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TOPIC: Lindsay's AA treatment progressing as expected
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/25ded26a8ccc49f3
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 10:17 pm
From: trippy
In article <1165521496.959414.18000@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Gossip Guy took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
> X17 caught Lindsay Lohan going from her A.A. meeting to a bar:
Very nice. I'm glad to see rehab hasn't cut into the partying and all. I
was worried, since rehab could be like that.
> "Our
> intrepid photographer spotted her SUV (the one she's climbing into in
> front of Stella McCartney's store at the start of this clip) outside
> of Guy's!"
>
> from:
> http://www.celebslam.com/lindsays-aa-treatment-progressing-as-expected
>
>
Over/Under for alcohol/drug related death: 27 years old.
--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
NP: "Never Again" -- Nickelback
"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."
-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 8:25 pm
From: "mikesmith9999@hotmail.com"
As I said before, Lindsay is not going to AA treatment for help but
because she is forced by someone. But who???!!!
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TOPIC: Vince Vaughn cheated on Jen with a 20-year-old college coed (with pics)
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/549b63f8c8e10a2b
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 10:25 pm
From: trippy
In article <1165500838.281268.103280@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Gossip Guy took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
> from: http://www.celebslam.com/vince-vaughn-cheated-jennifer-aniston
>
> Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's
> split may not have been as amicable as their publicists wanted us all
> to believe. Last week, Jen wanted Vince to fly from London, where
> he's filming his new film Fred Claus, to Los Angeles so they could
> celebrate Thanksgiving together. However Vince decided to take a little
> trip to Budapest instead, forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with
> Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband David Arquette. While in Budapest,
> Vince became "very friendly" with a 20-year-old American coed named
> Laura Mallory Lane, a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio,
> Texas (pictured above). In an email to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters
> titled "I shacked with Vince Vaughn," Lane revealed:
>
> [her and her group of friends] ventured back to Vaughn's hotel and
> Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink - which she did. "I did
> not feel pressured at all," Mallory wrote. "We talked some more
> (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and
> obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex,
> but it was just as good :) ..."
>
>
The blog that's quoted is 404. Make of that what you will.
--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
NP: "Never Again" -- Nickelback
"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."
-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 8:44 pm
From: "camille"
Gossip Guy wrote:
> from: http://www.celebslam.com/vince-vaughn-cheated-jennifer-aniston
>
> Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's
> split may not have been as amicable as their publicists wanted us all
> to believe. Last week, Jen wanted Vince to fly from London, where
> he's filming his new film Fred Claus, to Los Angeles so they could
> celebrate Thanksgiving together. However Vince decided to take a little
> trip to Budapest instead, forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with
> Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband David Arquette. While in Budapest,
> Vince became "very friendly" with a 20-year-old American coed named
> Laura Mallory Lane, a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio,
> Texas (pictured above). In an email to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters
> titled "I shacked with Vince Vaughn," Lane revealed:
>
> [her and her group of friends] ventured back to Vaughn's hotel and
> Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink - which she did. "I did
> not feel pressured at all," Mallory wrote. "We talked some more
> (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and
> obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex,
> but it was just as good :) ..."
<<Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's
> split may not have been as amicable as their publicists want us all
> to believe.>>
DUH!
<<However Vince decided to take a little trip to Budapest instead,
forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband
David Arquette..>>
David must be getting REAL tired of this.
== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 2:55 am
From: "SyVyN11"
"camille" <linking@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1165553056.634802.47130@73g2000cwn.googlegroups.com...
>
> Gossip Guy wrote:
>> from: http://www.celebslam.com/vince-vaughn-cheated-jennifer-aniston
>>
>> Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's
>> split may not have been as amicable as their publicists wanted us all
>> to believe. Last week, Jen wanted Vince to fly from London, where
>> he's filming his new film Fred Claus, to Los Angeles so they could
>> celebrate Thanksgiving together. However Vince decided to take a little
>> trip to Budapest instead, forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with
>> Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband David Arquette. While in Budapest,
>> Vince became "very friendly" with a 20-year-old American coed named
>> Laura Mallory Lane, a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio,
>> Texas (pictured above). In an email to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters
>> titled "I shacked with Vince Vaughn," Lane revealed:
>>
>> [her and her group of friends] ventured back to Vaughn's hotel and
>> Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink - which she did. "I did
>> not feel pressured at all," Mallory wrote. "We talked some more
>> (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and
>> obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex,
>> but it was just as good :) ..."
>
>
> <<Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's
>> split may not have been as amicable as their publicists want us all
>> to believe.>>
>
> DUH!
>
> <<However Vince decided to take a little trip to Budapest instead,
> forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband
> David Arquette..>>
>
> David must be getting REAL tired of this.
David: "Court?"
Courtney: "Yes, dear?"
David:"Can we throw Jennifer out of here? I mean, I know she's a bud and
your partner in a production company, but does she always have to stay here?
Can't she stay with Perry or Scwimer or someone?"
Courtney: "I can't ask David, he's frazzled about finding a job and I'm
afriad that Matthew would roll her for money for smack, and LeBlanc is on
this S and M kick. Let's face it, I'm the most normal friend she has."
David: "It just sucks that she's here so much and I don't even get as much
as a handjob from her. Can't you talk her into a threesome? It's not
like you two haven't eaten each other out before."
Courtney: "Hush darling, you'll ruin your birthday suprise."
try to find out where this went from satire to fantasy.
>
== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 9:04 am
From: Magda
On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 02:55:14 -0500, in alt.gossip.celebrities, "SyVyN11"
<syvyn11@peoplepc.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
...
... David: "Court?"
...
... Courtney: "Yes, dear?"
...
... David:"Can we throw Jennifer out of here? I mean, I know she's a bud and
... your partner in a production company,
Not to mention godmother to their daughter. Family, so to speak.
but does she always have to stay here?
... Can't she stay with Perry or Scwimer or someone?"
...
... Courtney: "I can't ask David, he's frazzled about finding a job and I'm
... afriad that Matthew would roll her for money for smack, and LeBlanc is on
... this S and M kick. Let's face it, I'm the most normal friend she has."
...
... David: "It just sucks that she's here so much and I don't even get as much
... as a handjob from her. Can't you talk her into a threesome? It's not
... like you two haven't eaten each other out before."
...
... Courtney: "Hush darling, you'll ruin your birthday suprise."
...
... try to find out where this went from satire to fantasy.
... >
...
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TOPIC: Is anyone curious about the Hitcher remake?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/dd644eaa65def2ff
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 4:25 am
From: PorchMonkey4Life
Highlandish wrote:
> Quoth The Raven; schizoidalna <schizo123@gazeta.pl> in
> <el9idv$43r$1@inews.gazeta.pl>
>> PorchMonkey4Life napisa?(a):
>>> No way can Sean Bean match the Rutger Hauer's performance. The
>>> original Hitcher was a fairly decent film that had good suspense.
>>> But it was still a B-movie. I bet the remake will be a sucky as the
>>> "Hill Have Eyes" remake.
>>>
>>> What's next "Evil Dead" remakes with someone other than the Evil Dead
>>> master himself, Bruce Campbell.
>> Actually... yes.
>>
>> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/
>
> did you even read the comments? the movie was cancelled before it even
> got off the ground, they are considering evil dead 4 with Bruce in the
> lead role, after spiderman3 is released.
>
Told you so. There is no evil dead without Bruce motherf*cking Campbell!!!
== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 4:25 am
From: PorchMonkey4Life
schizoidalna wrote:
> PorchMonkey4Life napisa?(a):
>> No way can Sean Bean match the Rutger Hauer's performance. The
>> original Hitcher was a fairly decent film that had good suspense. But
>> it was still a B-movie. I bet the remake will be a sucky as the "Hill
>> Have Eyes" remake.
>>
>> What's next "Evil Dead" remakes with someone other than the Evil Dead
>> master himself, Bruce Campbell.
>
> Actually... yes.
>
> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/
>
bruce has got to find some way to get involved in that project. He is
the "Evil Dead" franchise.
== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 4:22 pm
From: "Highlandish"
Quoth The Raven; PorchMonkey4Life <pm4life@yousuckbutidont.com> in
<MO5eh.290$9h.66@trnddc05>
> Highlandish wrote:
>> Quoth The Raven; schizoidalna <schizo123@gazeta.pl> in
>> <el9idv$43r$1@inews.gazeta.pl>
>>> PorchMonkey4Life napisa?(a):
>>>> No way can Sean Bean match the Rutger Hauer's performance. The
>>>> original Hitcher was a fairly decent film that had good suspense.
>>>> But it was still a B-movie. I bet the remake will be a sucky as the
>>>> "Hill Have Eyes" remake.
>>>>
>>>> What's next "Evil Dead" remakes with someone other than the Evil
>>>> Dead master himself, Bruce Campbell.
>>> Actually... yes.
>>>
>>> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/
>>
>> did you even read the comments? the movie was cancelled before it
>> even got off the ground, they are considering evil dead 4 with Bruce
>> in the lead role, after spiderman3 is released.
>>
>
> Told you so. There is no evil dead without Bruce motherf*cking
> Campbell!!!
damn straight!
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TOPIC: Turista sucked it was a huge letdown
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/bd101a35683f7ae
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 4:47 am
From: PorchMonkey4Life
Nick Macpherson wrote:
> moviePig wrote:
>> Nick Macpherson wrote:
>>> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
>>>> Turista was not scary enough. Not violent enough. Not funny enough. Not
>>>> entertaining enough. Not suspenseful enough. It was just a bad horror
>>>> film in the same vein as recent flops like Pulse.
>>>>
>>>> The premise was good but they dropped the ball big time.
>>>>
>>>> When the doctor took the organs out the girl was given anesthetic and
>>>> sedated. No horrifying screams just dumb turista believing in Kiko too much.
>>>>
>>> One unintentional bit of unupmanship though--Babel has a random bullet
>>> going through the window of a bus full of stupid tourists. In Turista,
>>> the bus full of stupid tourists goes off a cliff. Since Kiko was the
>>> movie's Borat character, I guess the formula here is Borat + Babel
>>> =Turistas.
>> TURISTAS wasn't as bad as the derisive comments (that I couldn't avoid)
>> had led me to expect. Yeah, the resolution was inexcusably corny, and
>> the preceding chase scene was undecipherably dim... but, as an
>> adventure tale with gristle, the movie was okay. In particular, that
>> opening bus scene was pretty cool, imo... inasmuch as it at least had
>> me identifying with freaking-out guy. (Been there, been that...)
>> Anyhow, marketing the movie as HOSTEL-style horror was misleading, and
>> may have kept it from (slightly) more favorable viewer-response.
>>
> With an opening that echoes the black-humored silliness of a young De
> Palma and a climax that Spielberg could have done better (and shot with
> more light) in an Indiana Jones movie and all that dead weight in
> between (Kiko, the year's most annoying character, next to Poseidon's
> Lucky Larry the gambler) my guess is that Turistas as originally
> envisioned isn't the film that ended up on screen. It got hostel-ized
> and saw-ified somewhere along the line, when it looks more like
> something in The Most Dangerous Game sub-genre.
>
I was all set to like Turistas based on how it was marketed. But the
movie missed opportunity after opportunity to make it a good/decent
horror film. It started well enough but never attempted to generate any
suspense or fright shortly thereafter. I didn't have to look away from
the screen one.
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 9:01 pm
From: "Garondo Marondo"
Nick Macpherson wrote:
> moviePig wrote:
> > Nick Macpherson wrote:
> > > PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> > > > Turista was not scary enough. Not violent enough. Not funny enough. Not
> > > > entertaining enough. Not suspenseful enough. It was just a bad horror
> > > > film in the same vein as recent flops like Pulse.
> > > >
> > > > The premise was good but they dropped the ball big time.
> > > >
> > > > When the doctor took the organs out the girl was given anesthetic and
> > > > sedated. No horrifying screams just dumb turista believing in Kiko too much.
> > > >
> > > One unintentional bit of unupmanship though--Babel has a random bullet
> > > going through the window of a bus full of stupid tourists. In Turista,
> > > the bus full of stupid tourists goes off a cliff. Since Kiko was the
> > > movie's Borat character, I guess the formula here is Borat + Babel
> > > =Turistas.
> >
> > TURISTAS wasn't as bad as the derisive comments (that I couldn't avoid)
> > had led me to expect. Yeah, the resolution was inexcusably corny, and
> > the preceding chase scene was undecipherably dim... but, as an
> > adventure tale with gristle, the movie was okay. In particular, that
> > opening bus scene was pretty cool, imo... inasmuch as it at least had
> > me identifying with freaking-out guy. (Been there, been that...)
> > Anyhow, marketing the movie as HOSTEL-style horror was misleading, and
> > may have kept it from (slightly) more favorable viewer-response.
> >
> With an opening that echoes the black-humored silliness of a young De
> Palma and a climax that Spielberg could have done better (and shot with
> more light) in an Indiana Jones movie and all that dead weight in
> between (Kiko, the year's most annoying character, next to Poseidon's
> Lucky Larry the gambler)
Johnny Drama annoying? Bah to you I say, BAH.
..
Garondo Marondo!
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TOPIC: Celebrity Gossip Update
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/96e4d1f5b3d0c463
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Fri, Dec 8 2006 12:21 am
From: "Celebridiot.com"
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1076 Lindsay Lohan's E-mail rant makes you
say WHAT?!?
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1074 Why Paris like to flash her naughty
parts revealed
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1073 Eddie Murphy to Mel B: I want a blood
test!
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1071 Covers - Penelope Cruz and Diora Baird
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1066 Paris Hilton wants kids now!
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1064 Child Services to visit Britney?
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1062 Aniston and Vaughn Break-Up Again
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1060 Vida Guerra FHM January 2006
http://celebridiot.com/gossip/?p=1053 Lohan likes the men she can't have
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TOPIC: Blood Diamond was a bit too preachy and dragged!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.showbiz.gossip/browse_thread/thread/44ad3ca81b57efa8
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Date: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 9:54 pm
From: azindn@gmail.com
GatherNoMoss wrote:
> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> > The moral of this movie: "Put De Beers out of business. Don't buy blood
> > diamonds because there is real human suffering behind it." Ok I get it.
>
>
> Yes I notice movies becoming increasing preachy.
> These uneducated actors take themselves very seriously anymore.
>
> And here's the irony, Hollywood CREATED the diamond business.
>
> Of course a diamonds is simply compressed carbon.
> It has valuable industrial uses but just how did it become this
> standard of jewerly ?
> Marilyn Monroe is given large credit for this social phenomenon.
> Through Hollywood , De Beers consciously created the whole diamond
> mystic.
> It's got to be one of the most successful advertisement campaigns in
> history.
Diamonds were collected for their value long before Marilyn Monroe or
Hollywood existed.
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